Robert Allenby Spent $3,400 at a Strip Club on the Night He Broke His Face

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Robert Allenby, you’re officially busted. It took a little over a week, but the truth has finally starting to come out: The golfer spent $3,400 at a strip club according to the Golf Channel, and there was no robbery. Witnesses said over the weekend that Allenby was so drunk he simply fell down and smashed his face on some rocks.

There was no beating.

There was no robbery.

He was not stuffed in a trunk.

There’s still a question about whether or not someone slipped something in his drink. [via Golf Channel]

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