In case you didn’t know, an erotic novel inspired by Rob Gronkowski exists. Tuesday at Super Bowl media day the Patriots tight end was asked about it. Turns out Gronkowski is well-aware of “A Gronking to Remember” and even read a passage from it.
“In front of the entire country, Gronk’s spike impacts right between my buttcheeks.”
Media Day, ladies and gentleman. What a time to be alive, etc.