Phillies Hot Dog Gun Malfunctions, Telestrator Yields Phallic Imagery

Ryan Glasspiegel

Cliff Lee was at the helm of the Phillies’ hot dog gun during their Spring Training game against the Pirates tonight, and the machine failed to adequately shoot the venerable ballpark fare. The Philly Phanatic tried, and failed, to be of service and the telestrator didn’t help matters either.

Related: Mankind, Mr. Socko and the Phillie Phanatic On 30 Rock
Related: What’s the Phanatic Say is the Parody Song You’ve Been Waiting All 2013 to Hear
Related: Jayson Werth Stole the Philly Phanatic’s Keys and Faked Tossing a Ball to Fans