Jarvis Landry Didn't Guarantee Victory Over the Patriots, But That Doesn't Matter Now

Jarvis Landry and the Cleveland Browns playing the undefeated New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts on Sunday. That much we can all agree on. Did Landry guarantee a victory while talking to reporters today? Let's find out!
We begin with Browns beat writer Mary Kay Cabot, who tweeted this quote from Landry to her 174,000+ followers at 1:58pm.
#Browns Jarvis Landry on facing the 7-0 #Patriots: “We’re gonna win. It’s just that simple. We’re gonna win”
— Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) October 24, 2019
NFL reporter Dov Kleiman took the quote, word for word, letter for letter, and tweeted it.
#Browns WR Jarvis Landry is guaranteeing a win against the undefeated 7-0 #Patriots
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 24, 2019
“We’re gonna win. It’s just that simple. We’re gonna win.”
Five minutes later, Bleacher Report's NFL twitter shortened the quote, added the "eyes" emoji and a gif.
Jarvis Landry says the Browns are handing the Patriots their first loss on Sunday:
— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) October 24, 2019
“We’re gonna win. It’s just that simple.” ? pic.twitter.com/k5LxjtsFge
From there, NFL Twitter took off. Jarvis Landry started trending and the New England Patriots had bulletin board material.
S/o to Jarvis Landry for making various radio and TV shows I'm doing between now and Sunday that much easier. https://t.co/gwEaP8oM7D
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) October 24, 2019
During this time, Kleiman's original tweet was shared in the TBL Slack, prompting Editor Liam McKeone to say "l o l" and "this will end well," while Managing Editor Kyle Koster said, "haha this team." A post was started. We were not alone.
Bulletin Board Fodder: Jarvis Landry Says 'We're Gonna Win' Before Deciding He Better Unsay Ithttps://t.co/54BPlNglBH pic.twitter.com/oeaDm24jmp
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 24, 2019
WAIT! What's this? A clarification? Pump the brakes. Stop the online presses.
#Browns Jarvis Landry clarified his comments about “we’re going to win.” He just said he meant “we’re going (there) to win”
— Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) October 24, 2019
Hmm... Did Landry misspeak? Was his quote taken out of context? Was he backtracking after he realized what he had said?
Jarvis Landry guarantees victory against the Patriots, quickly regrets it: https://t.co/KXWejLfnko pic.twitter.com/mAl2gmIirW
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) October 24, 2019
Obviously, every team - with the exception of the 2019 Miami Dolphins - goes on the road with the hope and expectation that they will win the game. That's what you're supposed to do.
The clarification seemed spurious. Why would he repeat something like we're going there to win with "it's just that simple" sandwiched in the middle? Still, reporters were on Twitter and television, jumping to Landry's defense.
I asked Landry how he supposed the Browns would perform coming away from the bye.
— Steve Doerschuk (@sdoerschukREP) October 24, 2019
I guarantee the substance of his answer wasn't guaranteeing a win over New England.
Please.
Clearing up what Jarvis Landry said. And why the #Browns do have a chance to mess with Tom Brady @nflnetwork pic.twitter.com/K8rr7jucri
— Michael Giardi (@MikeGiardi) October 24, 2019
A short while later, long after the quote had taken a life of its own, video surfaced.
This is Jarvis Landry guaranteeing a win? (Also, followed up with him afterward, and he point-blank said what he meant to say was, "We're going (there) TO win." pic.twitter.com/5Ayvg3DVja
— Jake Trotter (@Jake_Trotter) October 24, 2019
Oooooh... So Landry never repeated the sentence "we're going to win." He was asked if it was different going to New England and he said, "That's the same thing. The mission don't change. The mission don't change. It's the same thing. We going to win the game." In that context, with the actual quote, it does make sense that he meant the Browns are going (there with the intention) to win the game. Here is an example of what is probably a more accurate pull quote.
"The mission don't change. It's the same thing. We going (there) to win the game."
- Jarvis Landry on playing in New England
That is actually a very boring quote. If you tweeted it, no one would care and the guy who said it would not be trending on Twitter. And the New England Patriots wouldn't be asked about it by their media.
Video: LB Elandon Roberts smiles when asked about Browns WR Jarvis Landry saying Cleveland is coming to town to win. pic.twitter.com/FOa04H8wyd
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) October 24, 2019
The damage is done. What Landry actually meant, or even quite literally said, no longer matters. Jarvis Landry guaranteed victory over the Patriots. He's done it before and he did it again and that's how we'll remember it and laugh about it if the Patriots beat the Browns on Sunday. He's a meme now. It's like pass interference. It can be reviewed, but even if we can see what really happened, that doesn't mean it's going to be reversed. And the actual bulletin board material doesn't even matter because it's not as catchy.
“They hold, they grab. They’re real scrappy. And it seems not to get called.”
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) October 24, 2019
- Jarvis Landry on the Patriots secondary