Patriots Attendant Took Footballs Into Stadium Bathroom for About 90 Seconds Per PFT

In the latest Ballghazi plot twist, PFT’s Mike Florio added to Jay Glazer’s earlier report that the NFL was zeroing in on a Patriots attendant who allegedly made a stop between the officials’ locker room and the field. According to Florio’s source, that pit stop was in a single occupancy bathroom, it lasted “approximately 90 seconds,” and the attendant also had possession of the Colts’ footballs. (Florio also included a photo of a Gillette Stadium toilet that he’d texted his son earlier this year.) The surveillance tape revealing this mysterious occurrence was reportedly handed over to the NFL by New England.

“COULD HE REALLY HAVE ALTERED 11 BALLS IN 90 SECONDS?!” will be the prevailing question as we wait on the edge of our seats for the next morsel of information.