Norwegian Soccer Coach Has a Sexy Plan to Make Club Good in 20 Years

Ole Vidar Toftesund is the coach of the soccer club Nordstranda in Norway’s 5th division. According to the video – and Tofte – the team is bad. The players are old. Some are big and fat. Tofte has a plan to make them better. It involves the sperm of players like Zlatan and Ronaldo.

Since this is from Norway’s 5th division, I can’t confirm the validity of this video. I like to think Ylvis has something to do with this. Either way, it’s an amusing viral video. And I would really like someone to mash this up with “Love Actually.” Especially considering Keira Knightly’s involvement in “Bend It Like Beckham.”