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NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Preview: Week 14

By Stephen Douglas

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A couple years ago a friend and I drove to a Giants game at the last minute in fairly snowy conditions. Giants Stadium was freezing. It was not fun. I mean, it was, but it wasn’t comfortable. I’m a firm believer that you should never have to do anything that requires three pair of socks.

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Let me also take this opportunity to tell you that Mark Sanchez sucks. And I have a very simple argument prepared today – No team with an elite quarterback uses a variation of the wildcat offense.

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Gingerbread House Destroyed By A Golf Ball

Picks and Pigskins
Last Week: 8-8 – Let me just say it feels good to be constantly average with hints of decent over the last month.

BILLS (-1.5) over Browns
There’s a rumor that the Bills should/will/might trade for Tebow. Why? Fitzpatrick is the truth.

Packers (-6.5) over LIONS
Pretty sure I said it last week, but I don’t understand how the Packers have such a good defense statistically.

Giants (-2.5) over VIKINGS
For legal purposes, I’m not allowed to discuss [QB’s name redacted] in this space anymore.

STEELERS (-9.5) over Bengals
With Big Ben’s face all broken its going to be really difficult for him to pick up girls at the bar. Look for him to resort to shady tactics.

Falcons (-7.5) over PANTHERS
Fantasy season over? Start picking up Panthers to kill time.

Raiders (+4.5) over JAGUARS
This seems like as good a place as any to tell you how funny the MacGruber movie is.

49ERS (-4.5) over Seahawks
How did NBC not flex this game?

Rams (+8.5) over SAINTS
I really like Kanye’s new album. Its missing a Shy Ronnie verse on All Of The Lights, but other than that its great.

Patriots (-3.5) over BEARS
Thank you New England. I don’t remember the last time  I enjoyed a regular season game as thoroughly as I did Monday night’s game.

Broncos (-3.5) over CARDINALS
Yet another game that could have easily been flexed to primetime. Its like NBC doesn’t care about ratings.

CHARGERS (-6.5) over Chiefs
San Diego has never lost in December under Norv Turner.

Eagles (-3.5) over COWBOYS
Nils Lofgren will not be in attendance.

Ravens (-3.5) over TEXANS
I’ll definitely watch this game at the bar unless I’m still hungover from Sunday.