Missouri Fan Comes To Terms With The Worst Everything In The World

“Fuuuuuuck! I mean really? Really? Should we expect anything fucking less than the absolute worst luck in the world. The worst refs, in the world. The worst calls, in the world. The worst bowls, in the world. The worst, fuckin’ seed, in the tournament, in the world.

We’re Missouri fans, dude. We’re Tigers. We are destined to continue to fucking fail and be disappointed, year, after year, after year. That’s who we are. Period! Fuckin’ look at the history. Some Missouri alumni are something. Back in the long motherfucking time ago, made somebody very very angry and I think that somebody’s the Lord, and its just not happening for the Tigers, man. Not happenin’. Love ya, bye.”

I have to say, I love this rant. Its full of self-loathing and desperation. Yet, there’s also some Charlie Sheen-esque confidence in the bad luck.

[h/t to What’s Wright With Nick Wright on 610 Sports, image via Getty]