Mike Francesa Is Getting Upset

Mike Francesa
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Mike Francesa turns 66 years old today, and he's had it up to here with the coronavirus mutilating his stock portfolio and presumably also the fact that his kids are holed up in the house all day. He has started to attack the federal government with a vigor usually reserved for an underperforming Giants football coach or GM, and you can just hear him saying all of his tweets out loud as the beginning of a radio show monologue:

It started at 8 a.m. ET:

Okay, here come the all caps:

Four question marks on the horizon:

Here's what needs to get done:

And what's gone wrong:

An economic solution is proposed:

Some praise, but a deadline looms:

A press conference does not live up to his expectations:

Where Are The Accomplishments?

One more all caps for the road:

Still going:

Surely, this is to be continued.