Michigan Drunk Driver Blamed Al Borges' Play-Calling Against Michigan State

By Ty Duffy

"While he was being booked, he said he drank so much because he was upset that the University of Michigan’s football team lost 29-6 at Michigan State University the day before. He said he also was upset with the play-calling of Offensive Coordinator Al Borges, whose Wolverines rushed for a negative-48 yards, the worst ground performance since the school started playing football in 1879."

The man was also “confused and disoriented,” had eyes “watery and bloodshot” and had urinated on himself. Thankfully, Borges did not inspire him to attempt driving through a brick wall repeatedly.

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