Michelle Jenneke Went to the Beach to Raise Awareness For Summer in the Southern Hemisphere

By Stephen Douglas

Michelle Jenneke lives in Australia. Australia is located in the Southern Hemisphere. In the Southern Hemisphere, toilets flush backwards and they have summer during the winter and winter during the summer. Because the seasons are all mixed up, they don’t have the NFL in Australia. If they did, they could play the Super Bowl in Australia’s New York in February and not have to worry about the weather. Also, the beach is that way. And according to Wikipedia, Michelle Jenneke’s nickname is Shelly. Does everyone in Australia have a beach named after them? Most of them. The ones that don’t get a free kangaroo.


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