Miami Signs Most Intimidating Punter on Planet
By Kyle Koster

The Miami Hurricanes took a step back last year, but all swagger has been restored. Look at their new punter and tell me I’m wrong. In fact, I dare you to say anything less than pleasant to his face.
It’s official!! I’m a cane??? Thank you to everyone that has helped me get to this point. ?LETS GOO!! 3️⃣0️⃣5️⃣ #TNM #BEATUF @CanesFootball @ProkickAus @Coach_MannyDiaz @JohnnyPKA @CoachKalter @CoachKalter @67outlaw @CCSFFootball @tweetiebeattie @richiehedley pic.twitter.com/0kQj7a9Uh4
— Lou Hedley (@LouHedleyy) February 6, 2019
The name is Louis Hedley. He stands 6-foot-4 and weights 215 pounds. He redshirted last year at the City College of San Francisco and averaged 38.6 yards/punt in 2017.
Hedley makes his home in Australia and there is nothing you could tell me about him I wouldn’t believe. He looks like a man who wrangles snakes and wrestles jacked kangaroos into submission.
It’s been a long time since a punter has been brought in as a blocking back on goal-line situations but that could all change. Hedley is not so much a candidate for the Ray Guy Award as he is the Ray Man Award.