Marshawn Lynch Grabbed His Junk as He Dove Into a Skittles-Filled "End Zone"

Marshawn Lynch appeared on Conan O’Brien last night. The conversation inevitably turned to Skittles because otherwise there would have been no segue to get Lynch to dive into a giant thing full of Skittles. (Full video below) It’s hard to tell if Lynch knew this was going to be an option because, well, it’s Marshawn Lynch. The very fact that he spoke with someone in public is surprising.

He was more than happy to grab his junk and dive in. Yes, add TBS to the list of channels Marshawn Lynch has grabbed his junk on, along with NBC, FOX, and NBC. We need to get him on CSI Miami this Fall. David Caruso could say…
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He’s a handful.

No, no! Wait. Lynch could play someone who gets murdered while in witness protection. Here’s Caruso’s line:

He probably thought he was just here…
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So he wouldn’t get found.