Lenny Dykstra Has Been Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison


The honorable Dykstra isn’t done just yet as he will stand trial this summer for federal bankruptcy charges.

For the time being, the hope is that Nails will make some productive use of his three-year stint and become the greatest imprisoned baseball player since California Penal’s Ricky Vaughn.

[via Adam Rubin]

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