'Law & Order: SVU" Episode Features Devastating Hairline Zinger at Jordan Spieth's Expense
By Kyle Koster

Whoa whoa whoa --- why SVU Law and Order gotta dig on #jordanspieth like that??? pic.twitter.com/uLWcCho2OW
— Anya Alvarez (@anya__alvarez) November 11, 2016
Jordan Spieth didn’t dominate the PGA Tour in 2016 like he did in 2015. He remains an incredibly gifted golfer with a bright future. The long-term outlook for his hair coverage isn’t as rosy.
The Law & Order: SVU writers decided to work a joke at his expense on a recent episode. The zinger feels highly unnecessary but questioning the great Dick Wolf is something only a fool would do.
Still, rough break for Spieth if he was at home trying to enjoy an old-fashioned cops-and-courts procedural in peace.