Kristin Cavallari Voted Off Dancing With The Stars. Seriously America, Knock It Off

I pointed out yesterday how Hope Solo would probably be on the chopping block because she was an attractive athlete and awful people in fly-over states can’t stand good looking people from metropolitan ares. Turns out, I was just off because “America” voted off Jay Cutler’s ex-fiancee Kristin Cavallari tonight despite scoring 24 from the judges on Monday night. Apparently, America instead identified with the fat “guy” with awful facial hair and kept Chaz Bono. Seriously. Middle America, you are the worst. THE WORST. Your jealousy is worse than your cheese breath.