Kobe Bryant Was Voted "Most Likely to Succeed" In High School Yearbook

Do you think he’ll go? On the one hand, the Lakers may be in the playoffs during the reunion. On the other hand, the Lakers might not be in the playoffs and Kobe might be too embarrassed to attend. I mean, his contract will be up by then …

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So what are you doing these days?
Oh, you’re currently between jobs?
A rebuild? We’ve been doing one of those in Philly for years.
What was Shaq like? He’s hilarious!
Are you and Brandi still together?
Do you think LeBron is better than Jordan?
Do you know Riley Curry?

Ugh. Who needs that? Besides, you know if the reunion is in the gym Kobe will just stay late shooting jumpers while everyone else heads to a local bar.

In case you were wondering, Kobe’s female counterpart in that picture became a doctor.