Kickstarter for Sad Cleveland Sports Coloring Book: "Why Is Daddy Sad on Sunday?"

Ryan Glasspiegel

We all poke fun at the sorry shape of Cleveland sports every once in awhile, and it’s hard not to when each new crushing blow is more devastating than the last. This really isn’t fair to the suffering fans, who are as passionate as anyone, but deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

Perhaps the best way to cope with the severe pain is to own it humorously, like this die hard Clevelander who has launched a Kickstarter for a coloring book entitled “Why Is Daddy Sad on Sunday?” 55 pages long, the project will contain 25 illustrations of prominent Cleveland sports failures, including ‘The Shot’, ‘The Drive’, and ‘The Decision’.

The Cleveland native and LA transplant behind the project, Scott O’Brien, has already raised over $5,000, shattering his goal of two grand, so a $25 contribution will ensure the coloring book gets delivered to your door. When you think about it, that’s a small price to pay for the right to defile Jimmy Haslam’s face with a bunch of crayons. (Or, even better, for which to task that mission upon an impressionable child.)

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