JuJu Smith-Schuster Stiff-Arms Mia Khalifa

Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Juju Smith-Schuster has already had an eventful work week. His teammate Martavis Bryant called him out on Instagram while demanding a trade. Then someone stole the bike which serves as his primary transportation. As the search party grew, people came from all corners of the globe to join in and lend a helping hand, including noted sports personality and actress Mia Khalifa.

The young wideout saw this as a trap and chose to keep his distance.

Pretty sad. Maybe she just wanted a new case to work on a la Encyclopedia Brown.

One understands why Smith-Schuster would be so apprehensive. Khalifa has a long and storied history of putting athletes on blast. Between this incident and the Baker Mayfield one, it appears word has spread among our nation’s top sports stars.