Jose Canseco Shared Some Very Important Thoughts on Comet Travel Today on Twitter

Between writing books and shooting himself in the hand cleaning guns, former Bash Brother Jose Canseco must spend a lot of his leisure time watching Ancient Aliens. Anyways that’s the explanation I’m going with after Cancesco took to Twitter, likely inspired by the Philae spacecraft landing on a comet Wednesday to expose his highly important views on space travel. Maybe he saw Interstellar over the weekend, too.

Let’s hope that NASA is among Cancesco’s 510,000 followers, because this is some seriously groundbreaking stuff.

Comet Transport is the key to our survival .
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

hug for u NASA #cansecomet
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Anyways, Cancesco’s musings serve as simultaneous proof that social media is both the best and worst development of the 21st century.