Last night, there was evidently a rager at the Jaguars’ poolside cabanas, and team Jaxson de Ville seized the opportunity to bellyflop in right as the beat dropped in Turn Down for What.
Jaxson has assumed the crown of my favorite official mascot in professional sports. Let’s go over his résumé to affirm why he deserved this distinguished honor:
- Feuded with Mike Florio.
- Got pelted by paintballs after losing bet to Colts mascot.
- Tackled “Tim Tebow”
- Rode zipline rope-swing around EverBank Field.
- Went streaking in London.
- Autograph is tattooed on Jags fan’s arm.
Anyone in that realm had a better last few years?
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