J.R. Smith Alert: Dumps Girlfriend, Gets Engaged

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Sorry ladies, but, J.R. Smith and his “pipe”…

…are officially off the market — as the NBA’s bad boy proposed to his baby’s mama this weekend, with the assist of his daughter….

(J.R., if you’re reading this: an assist is when someone sets up a player other than themselves for a basket.)

Anyways, I get it — this isn’t really news…..but, with J.R.: nothing is as easy as it seems.

You see, the woman he proposed to was NOT what was believed to be his current girlfriend: Ashley Weatherspoon.

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No-one other than the parties involved truly know what happened in this love triangle, but, regardless: this is example #1001 proving that J.R. Smith gonna J.R. Smith and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it.