Hugo Almeida and Raul Meireles Have Won the World Cup of Facial Hair


Portugal’s facial hair game at the 2014 World Cup is strong. Damn strong. Hugo Almeida’s porno-riffic ‘stache and Raul Meireles Brooklyn approved beard + mohawk (and relevant body art) ensured that Portugal is the most hirsute team in Brazil.

Unfortunately for Portugal, you don’t win anything for it … except my eternal gratitude and jealously.

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