Hugo Almeida and Raul Meireles Have Won the World Cup of Facial Hair

By Mike Cardillo

Portugal’s facial hair game at the 2014 World Cup is strong. Damn strong. Hugo Almeida’s porno-riffic ‘stache and Raul Meireles Brooklyn approved beard + mohawk (and relevant body art) ensured that Portugal is the most hirsute team in Brazil.

Unfortunately for Portugal, you don’t win anything for it … except my eternal gratitude and jealously.

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