High School All-Star Steals Indians' 2nd Baseman Jason Kipnis' Phone Number Off Golf Bag, Texts Him Months Later

The results were polite as Kipnis called it a slick move and asked that he keep the number quiet, but for @A_Hoff_aholic, it was pretty much the coolest thing ever.

Though some people don’t appreciate his nads.

[@TheJK_Kid via @JimmyTraina]