Giant Russian Man Bites Beer in Half at Giant Grocery Store

Stephen Douglas

Here’s a 5’8″-ish, 300+ pound Russian man biting beer cans in half “shark-style.” (Full video below) I’ll allow RT to explain:

"A scandal-courting showman has decided to destroy foreign beer he claims is banned in Russia by biting cans in half, shark-style. That was his way of attempting to derail a Cossack raid on banned foodstuffs in St. Petersburg."

So, imported beer is apparently banned, so this guy who looks just like a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros. movie went to a Wal-Mart-type big box store to destroy some tallboys and inspect other, smaller canned goods. I’m not going to try to understand the politics. I’m just going to enjoy the spectacle. Shit. That’s exactly how Donald Trump is going to get elected, isn’t it?

The most amazing part of this story is that it wasn’t captured via DashCam video.