Gareth Bale Meets Cristiano Ronaldo, Awkwardness Ensues

By Mike Cardillo

This is what happened when the world’s most expensive soccer player, Gareth Bale, met the guy who used to be the world’s most expensive soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo.

While $250+ million can buy you a lot of things. It can’t, however, buy you a cool handshake.

The new Real Madrid teammates have a long ways to go if they want to work their way up to this:

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