Flo Rida Thrilled to Witness "Epic" Baseball Game Between Teams with Combined 48-81 Record

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Part of Flo Rida’s appeal is that he makes feel-good music to serve feel-good times. Dissecting his lyrics line-by-line a la Chaucer isn’t going to yield any advanced understanding of the complicated world we inhabit.

He’s meant to be enjoyed on his level — and that knob is always turned up to 11 no matter the environment.

Flo Rida turned a mid-June baseball game between the Minnesota Twins and Los Angeles into the event of the summer with his catchy hooks and eternal optimism.

If a 5-4 victory to move a team within 12 games of a division leader rises to “epic” standards, what would an NBA Finals Game 7 do to our man?

Actually looking forward to that. His head may explode.