Eagles Fan Goes On Expletive-Filled Rant Over Trade For No. 2 Pick

The Philadelphia Eagles made a bold move to secure the No. 2 pick in the 2016 NFL Draft on Wednesday. In the process, they traded away a ton of picks to the Cleveland Browns. Still, Philadelphia has the No. 2 pick! It’s fans, who are legendary for their restraint, must surely trust that the team knows what it’s doing, right?

An Eagles fan we’ll just call “EDP” seems slightly perturbed by the move. In an expletive-filled rant that can only be described as “epic” he lays waste to everything associated with his favorite franchise. His opening line might be the best in the history of cinema: “You traded away our entire future for one motherf**king person!” Bravo EDP. Bra-vo.

This video is definitely NSFW:

That was beautiful. His prayer really brought the whole thing together.