Derek Jeter's 3000th Hit Is The Most Important Thing In Your Life Right Now

No one disputes any of the previous sentences because they end in periods and are undisputed facts of truth. Thus, we shall debate Jeter’s importance in a historical perspective. We will name him the greatest. Those who argue shall be struck down. Both ESPN and MLB will cut into regularly scheduled programming to show all of Derek Jeter’s at-bats after he gets #2,999. Do not leave your house. Watch greatness unfold on your television. Enjoy your weekend as much as is possible by someone who is not Derek Jeter.