Denver Mayor Loses Bet, But Will Not Perform Ray Lewis Dance Due to Injury

Denver was a 9.5 point favorite and had won eleven in a row, so Hancock probably laughed about the possibility of gyrating like a fool. Not anymore. Now that it is time to pay up, the mayor has come down with an injury at a Stock Show (of course, because, Denver). He has a strained quad. If you suffer and injury and can’t do a dance, you are officially old. Pretty sure I just strained my quad writing this.

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