Danny Green's Wedding Was Utterly Insane

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Danny Green and his long-time girlfriend Blair Bashen got married in Houston over the weekend. A number of former UNC and current NBA players attended the big event, but that's burying the lede a bit. The wedding was absolutely nuts.

Several videos have surfaced from the event and they are bonkers. While the couple looks lovely and appeared to have a great time, so much of it was so over the top. Folks, there was a walking plant. I will repeat that. There was a plant ... that walked.

An artist painted a portrait of the couple during the reception, there was topiary, a raw bar, women hanging from chandeliers pouring campaign, oh and did I mention the walking plant?

Check out this video:

Oh there's more:

Oh and a fully clothed Tyler Hansbrough jumped into the pool:

Thinking about what that wedding cost is giving me heart palpitations.

Congratulations to the happy couple.