Danica Patrick Looking Jacked in a Muscular Body Suit Will Give You Nightmares

Happy holidays! Sorry for ruining any chance you had at savoring a free, fancy meal at your corporate holiday gathering by posting these disturbing images of Danica Patrick in some sort of full body muscle suit for that awful ad campaign she has been annoying everyone with for the last however many years. With that tiny head and huge body she looks they put a wig on Krang from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. [Hollywood Tuna via Herbie]

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