College Softball Coach Brought in Porn Star Allie Haze to Talk to His Team

If this isn’t the dumbest thing a college softball coach has done in the last decade, it has to be near the top: Nyack College softball coach Kurt Ludwigsen brought in a porn star – Allie Haze, as seen above – to speak to the team and to practice for “life counseling sessions,” according to a lawsuit.

Three former players are suing the school for Ludwigsen’s behavior, which includes claims of:

"Ludwigsen made sexually explicit comments and touched them inappropriately, including licking their ears, directing them to sit on his lap, lying on top of them, kissing their lips and faces, and punching one of them in the breasts for perceived batting errors. The suits alleged that Ludwigsen organized an underage drinking outing in which he directed players to wear cocktail dresses and dance with male strangers. They said he also offered to assist players in gaining employment in the adult entertainment industry"

I’ll save you the google on Allie Haze, who married a preacher at 18 and was divorced at 20: Some of her movie titles include, “Adventures in Eden,” “Wolverine XXX: An Axel Braun Parody,” and “American Cocksucking Sluts.”