Carlos Zambrano is the Latest Addition to Ozzie Guillen's Funhouse

By Tim Ryan

Also winning in this deal? The fans. Take a look at this cast of characters that will be sitting in the Miami dugout next season:

Ozzie Guillen, Heath Bell, tweeting legend Logan Morrison, the surlier-than-ever Hanley Ramriez, the inevitable drama surrounding the hamstrings attached to Jose Reyes, and Carlos freaking Zambrano.

I’m excited for this, and you should be too.

[Via CBS; photo via Getty]