Carlos Tevez Celebrated Goal vs. Borussia Dortmund with a Baby Pacifier

Carlos Tevez scored for Juventus early in its Champions League Round of 16 game in Germany vs. Borussia Dortmund on Tuesday. It wasn’t much of a goal — more of a tap-in following a bobble by Dortmund keeper Roman Weidenfeller. The only reason we are posting about this goal is because Tevez pulled out a pacifier and put it in his mouth afterward to celebrate.

A cursory scan of Google news doesn’t reveal that Tevez is a new father or anything of the sort. At this point it’s probably best not to ask any further questions.

Then again, Getty Images tweeted out that today isn’t the first time the Argentine star has celebrated a goal this way:

Alternately, today I learned Brits call a pacifier a “dummy.” Go figure.