Canadian Hockey Hazing Consists of Water Bottles Tied To Testicles

The hockey league refused to provide details of what occurred, but the teen’s parents told CBC News their son first had to compete in a “rookie dance-off,” in which new players were “encouraged to dance to sexy music and remove their clothing” in the team’s dressing room, the father said.

“The more they would dance — or better — the more points they would get scored by the veterans,” he added.

What is wrong with these people?

Because he did not score well in the dance-off, the 15-year-old boy had to undergo another ritual — which the team referred to as “Tug” — in which he was held down while a water bottle carrier, loaded with bottles and towels, was tied to his scrotum with a string.

“They told me that he had to tie a string around his scrotum and had to pull around water bottles around the dressing room floor three times,” the boy’s father said.

I played basketball and baseball in high school and luckily, we didn’t have to do any of this dumb shit. Can’t you just make them carry your bag and buy dinner? Why do kids feel the need to make people mutilate their gentiles?

[h/t: JoeBush]