Bud Selig Congratulates World Series Champion Red Sox With Microphone in Nostrils

By Tim Ryan

We’ll officially credit Erin Andrews with the assist here, as she was the one holding the mic, but who are we kidding? Bud Selig was the clear MVP. The disciplined commissioner stayed in the moment and made no attempt to adjust, like he was happily taking in the pleasing smells of a brand new Buick.

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