British Soccer Journalist Compares Wayne Rooney to a Virgin, Tosses in a Mention of a Penis

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Oft-criticized forward Wayne Rooney, who struggled mightily at times, prompted the following tweet from Norrish early in the first half. Rooney did end up scoring (on the pitch) to tie the game at one.

If, say, Jason Terry were struggling in the NBA Finals, could someone at the Dallas Morning News or Fort Worth Star Telegram get away with this? Gosh, I hope so.

Rooney’s Manchester United was blitzed in the second half and lost to Barcelona, 3-1. Here’s my favorite moment of the match from the greatest soccer player on the planet, Lionel Messi.