Brett Favre Currently 7.5% Body Fat With "Blacksmith's Arms"

Stephen Douglas

Brett Favre. Remember that dude? Gun slinging quarterback from Mississippi? Yeah, that one. He’s coaching high school football and shilled for pain cream. Things are going pretty well for Favre in his latest retirement. Did I say pretty well? I meant really well. Great. The best. Here’s what his agent, Bus Cook had to say recently. From

“Today, he could play today.”

“I saw him the other day. He’s in the best shape I’ve ever seen him in, physically.

“His arms look like a blacksmith’s arms. He rides a bike probably 30-50 miles a day. He runs four or five miles a day. He’s coaching at the high school and they’re undefeated. He loves it. His body fat is 7.5 percent and he weighs 225 pounds. He could play today, better than a lot of them out there today.”

Favre, a soon-to-be 44-year old high school football coach, is in the best shape of his life.  Just to be clear – this has nothing to do with a possible comeback. Cook was just talking. He was just throwing it out there that Brett Favre is a damn football-devouring monster right now. And he’s ready to go.

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