Bill Walton Woodpeckered a Tree
By Tully Corcoran

I don’t know how else to say this, but during today’s Arizona-Oregon broadcast, ESPN played a video of aging hippie Bill Walton in the woods. Among the things Walton did was smash his nose into a tree in the manor of a woodpecker.
See for yourself.
Bill Walton is a woodpecker @cdcole55 pic.twitter.com/2PJlNvcC9J
— Rail Yard Sports (@RailYardSports) February 4, 2017
May he be with us forever.