2011 NLDS: Cole Hamels, Jaime Garcia, and Tony La Russa's Hair
By Tim Ryan
A Cardinals win tonight coupled with the disastrous 1-3 Eagles would be tremendously entertaining from a media shitshow perspective. Speaking of perspective, shadows could be a factor in the early innings and Tony La Russa, whose hair is looking more and more like the end of an old mop, is expected be a polarizing factor in the later innings.