Bill Simmons: “Jeff Green. I mean, he’s been invisible. I keep waiting for him to start dating Manti Te’o” [Video]
All, Bill Simmons, ESPN, Manti Te'o, Video January 19th. 2013, 8:00am
During ESPN’s NBA coverage on Friday night, Bill Simmons joked that Jeff Green of the Boston Celtics was invisible during the Celtics’ loss to Chicago. “I mean, he’s been invisible. I keep waiting for him to date Manti Te’o.” Woof. Bill Simmons wrote this joke at least 24 hours ago. Then he patiently waited for a national audience. Wen his Celtics lost and one of the players had a particularly quiet performance, Simmons shoehorned it in to the chagrin of Mike Wilbon. This video is headed straight for induction to the YouTube Hall of Fame.
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January 19th, 2013 at 8:30 AM
Hehe… Timothy Burke got rejected by notre dame… What a doosh…. He probably ended up going to some dump like Ohio university. Or Ohio state.
January 19th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
From the beginning of the video it’s apparent Simmons is prepping for what he believes to be a hilarious joke. The delivery is the most desperate part. “…dating manti TE’O!!!”
January 19th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
That was uncomfortable.
Uncle Remus – Are you going to do this in every thread? You’re insulting no one.
January 19th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
Straight out of the Rick Reilly playbook
January 19th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
Paul Pierce. I mean, he’s been great. I keep waiting for him to start training with Lance Armstrong.
/Simmons
January 19th, 2013 at 10:03 AM
I never understood all the love this wiener has gotten. He’s terrible and his voice sounds like Phyllis Diller.
January 19th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
He was good when he focused on columns about NBA minutiae. Now he pretends to know about football, runs a mediocre website, and makes inane comments on TV. At least he helped orchestrate 30 for 30, so there’s that.
January 19th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Jebus. I haven’t seen him live or heard him talk in years. Does he have some sort of terrible terminal disease? He looks really unhealthy.
January 19th, 2013 at 10:41 AM
Simmons is horrible
January 19th, 2013 at 10:54 AM
why is Simmons on tv?
January 19th, 2013 at 11:30 AM
Straight out of the Rick Reilly playbook
Exactly – Rick Reilly-esq. i.e. – fucking terrible.