Kate Upton, Arianny Celeste, Stacy Keibler, Ashley Greene and Maria Menounos Walk Into a Bar …
All, Kate Upton, UFC, Vegas January 17th. 2013, 4:00pm
Maria Menounos posted this picture to Instagram last night. It is Maria hanging out with Stacy Keibler and Kate Upton. They were at a restaurant opening at the Wynn in Las Vegas. Arriany Celeste was there. So was Krysten Ritter. And Ashley Greene. And Chumlee from Pawn Stars. And Elijah Wood was there being a DJ because apparently, Frodo Baggins is a DJ. This has been the one post today that will not mention Manti Te’o … Dammit!

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January 17th, 2013 at 4:04 PM
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes
/Te’o
January 17th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Kate Upton’s publicist must pay USA Today extremely well.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
I just can’t wrap my head around a lifestyle like this where these women are paid to show up at clubs. It’s so far beyond my frame of reference.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:07 PM
He dropped “Run This Shire.”
January 17th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
… where they were met by Lennay Kekua for a cocktail?
/ A cocktail of lies!
January 17th, 2013 at 4:09 PM
Whatever happened to that OCCUPY movement?
January 17th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
From the picture on the top right, give me the face of one, with the rack of two, with the legs and ass of three, and the inferiority complex of the 4th girl.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
I would actually have been more pleased to meet Chumlee than any of these other celebs.
/ Because I’m old and not getting laid by any of these ladies anyway
// And Chum’s my favorite on Pawn Stars
/// Plus he might be able to help me get some sweet moolah by selling my old shit to The Old Man or Rick
January 17th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
Winner.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
Good work Dr. Frankenstein.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Beard
/Hernia
January 17th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Elijah is so cute. Tiny, but cute.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
I don’t know who Krysten Ritter is…is she Jesse Pinkman’s girlfriend from season 2?
January 17th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
I’ll not hear an ill word spoken about Krysten Ritter.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
I don’t know who Krysten Ritter is…is she Jesse Pinkman’s girlfriend from season 2?
And the star of Don’t Trust the B, and the other girl who is out of one’s league in Out of Your Leage and the most annoying special best friend Rory ever has on Gilmore Girls.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
Actually, the only person pictured that I know what they do for a living is Kate Upton…since Elijah Wood apparently walked off the set of Wilfred to start a new career.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
Please tell me she’s John Ritter’s daughter.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
He was more out of place than ND in Miami
January 17th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
The best she’s ever looked was choking on her own vomit in Breaking Bad.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
girls are such dorks.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
She’s not.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Give me just the rack of #2, and I’ll be on my way.
/just set it on the desk and leave
January 17th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Duuuh Tennessee
Tennessee tuxedo will not fail!
January 17th, 2013 at 4:23 PM
Actually, the only person pictured that I know what they do for a living is Kate Upton…since Elijah Wood apparently walked off the set of Wilfred to start a new career.
Arianny and Upton don’t wear clothes, Maria reports on people who don’t wear clothes and interviews Real World casts during wrap up shows, and Kiebler used to not wear clothes but graduated from that to blowing George Clooney.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:23 PM
I just Googled her. She’s the albino one with the inferiority complex, huh?
January 17th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
He really should, that show got rotten fast
January 17th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
She wouldn’t…s-h-i-t…right for a month.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
I frequently don’t wear clothes, yet I received no invitation to this soiree.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
I really only laugh at Wilfred doing stupid dog stuff.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
All those people on those planes died because of her!
/ Don’t blame Walt, he was the victim of a hoax
January 17th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
The ESPN sportsnation poll. Basically people in Indiana don’t believe more or less than anywhere else that Te’o is a victim here.
To go with the Roundup comments, it’s the Mormons sticking together. Utah gives him the benefit of the doubt more than any other state.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
I frequently don’t wear clothes, yet I received no invitation to this soiree.
Babar=bad naked
Ladies=good naked
/Hernia’d
January 17th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Let’s take guesses on how much those 4 got paid that night.
Greene – $50k
Upton – $100k
Keibler – $50k
Ritter – $5k
January 17th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
Are you talking ’bout my fuckstick?
January 17th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
http://espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=sportsnation&pollId=3462521
The ESPN sportsnation poll. Basically people in Indiana don’t believe more or less than anywhere else that Te’o is a victim here.
Very scientific.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
Actually, I guess IN is up there too.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
Does that include full-out fornicatin’ or just handies?
January 17th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
She wouldn’t…s-h-i-t…right for a month
Are you talking ’bout my fuckstick?
I’ve fucked a lot of fat chicks in my day, sure. But as far as I know I’ve never ‘fornicated’ anyone.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
Don’t know about y’all but I like that show, Don’t Trust The B, that Krysten is on.
/Her co-star can get it too
//No not Dawson
///This one: http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/511649d1352648788-dreama-walker-bra-scene-dont-trust-bitch-apartment-23-tv-series-s02e02-1080p-screencaps-9.jpg
January 17th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
Somewhere in the NY area is a tented pair of sweatpants.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
Man, it’s the 2012 election all over again!
/ Chitwood, Queefer, Mike NYC come running
// Nate Silver goes into hiding
January 17th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
Speaking of big boobs, the girl who was in Traffic but absolutely no other movie that I can readily recall, also has large boobs.
SFW
January 17th, 2013 at 4:33 PM
Is Granny spry?
January 17th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
I recognize her…and had no idea she had the biscuits.
/imdb currently puts her in Parenthood
January 17th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
Swimfan.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
I’M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK
January 17th, 2013 at 4:41 PM
You forgot:
/ Spits out salad
January 17th, 2013 at 4:42 PM
Not being picky, but I’ll wager that first pic is as intellectual as the atmosphere ever gets with those three.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Maria Menounos for the win in her tuxedo suit, braless with silk shirt. I’m a Keibler fan but MM won best in show last night. But, I agree, being paid to go to party and stand in some roped off area is a strange way to live.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:46 PM
Shumpert looks even quicker this year.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:47 PM
Legs!
January 17th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
Fun Fact: the porn convention is in Vegas this Wed-Sunday.
You know Chumlee is there for that.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:53 PM
Ashley Greene, and it isn’t even close.
Would also accept Anna Kendrick over those girls
January 17th, 2013 at 4:55 PM
Rob Gronkowski is going to demand a trade to a franchise not known for making it to mid-January and beyond every year
January 17th, 2013 at 4:55 PM
Shut your dirty mouth, hooker
January 17th, 2013 at 4:55 PM
/ Checks calendar
// Checks airfare to Vegas
/// Sighs
January 17th, 2013 at 4:57 PM
ROAD TRIP!
January 17th, 2013 at 4:57 PM
Would also accept Anna Kendrick over those girls
She’s quite good at Twitter.
January 17th, 2013 at 4:58 PM
And what would you know about Twitter?
January 17th, 2013 at 5:01 PM
And what would you know about Twitter?
What I see in other places.
January 17th, 2013 at 5:05 PM
Hot.
January 17th, 2013 at 5:06 PM
link doesn’t work, bear
January 17th, 2013 at 5:08 PM
It worked for me just fine.
January 17th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Krysten Ritter
ugly, disgusting, awful looking girl. just terrible. i cant believe she is portrayed in that show as a sex toy.
January 17th, 2013 at 5:16 PM
She’s not bad looking, MP. She’s no stacey kiebler but she’s not what you call her.
January 18th, 2013 at 6:27 AM
So what…no hotter than tons of other chicks out there….and Kate Upton looks like a clon/horseface….so what..