Jeff Green is alive! Al Jefferson is trying to hide behind Andrew Bynum’s hair. During the 4th quarter of tonight’s Celtics – Jazz game, Green drove the lane and hammered it home over Al Jefferson. Then he briefly stared at Big Al, which earned him a techincal found while everyone else on the Celtics ran around shoving Green, telling him what a bad-ass mother-shut-your-mouth he was. Reports that Kevin Garnett’s head nearly exploded are unconfirmed. [@jose3030]