BYU Embraces Its Dark Side With Blackout Uniforms
All, College Football, Jerseys October 2nd. 2012, 1:15pm
In a look that may send frightful, devout Mormons to the hills, BYU has announced it will wear all-black uniforms against Oregon State on Oct. 13. The school is even encouraging its fans to wear the color of iniquity. (100 percent chance of unsuspecting blackface in the student section.) Recruits will love this. You can now come to BYU and look like a sinister badass. They’ll even let you have caffeine!

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October 2nd, 2012 at 1:18 PM
But no alcohol.
I can’t imagine having lived in a dry campus atmosphere. As Kurtz said, “The horror, the horror…”
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:19 PM
I like em
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
By all accounts, those are better than those horrific black jerseys the Lions had.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
ANGRY MORMONS!!!!!
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:23 PM
I just don’t get the fascination for uniforms.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Interesting for choosing this against a team that has black as one of it’s primary colors.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Some dudes just like accessorising man.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Now that’s a headline I’d like to see.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Remember bros teabagging bros was a common thing and you are lying if you say you’ve never done it?
Dude got two years in jail.
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2012/10/alabama_fan_agrees_to_11th_hou.html#incart_river_default
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Also, does BYU have any black players?
/ Samoans don’t count
// Raycess’d
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
100 percent chance of unsuspecting blackface in the student section
Even better: student section at a Grambling vs Southern game dressed in all white with Dave Chappelle whiteface.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Also, does BYU have any black players?
I know I have seen at least 1 last few times I have watched them play. I always wonder what the recruitment process was like.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
How does that dead cunt Brigham Young feel about Mormons all wearing the mark of Cain at his own school?
Brigham Young is a class 5 cunt.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Awesome unis.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Soused, which is worse BYO or Notre Dame? You sure do love religion.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
that was Millen trying to bring the Raider “mystique” to the Lions.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
moar Bammers in jail, plz.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Brigham Young is worse but I hate Notre Dame more.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
BOB JONES, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:41 PM
if mystique = suckiness, then he succeeded.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Mormons Up! Morally Loose Young Women Down!!
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Anyone have a link to that post?
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Ya know, at least when Paolo went on rants, it was entertaining.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:43 PM
the helmets a pretty bad ass, but you won’t be able to tell there is any detail to them on TV.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Are we talking about Brigham Young, or Bring ‘em Young? I always get the two confused.
/I won’t like to the movies, too NSFW for NSFW
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
and no sex
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Remember when football was about football?
/Reflective Peter King voice
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
/Someone to root for
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
just got done with that FBI Green Dot Money Pak scam that locks your computer until you send 200 bucks. good news…i still have my money and the PC works again
freaky tho. was paranoid for a bit that punctuation fetish videos were illegal
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Anyone have a link to that post? Mole
Quick Google search reveals nothing. This place has been bought and sold a half dozen times since then. It is out there in the ether somewhere.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:48 PM
top caption:
Why Joseph Smith, why?!! Why have you sent Romney to represent us?!
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
180 years from now the crowd and players at Soused Bergin University will all wear religious symbols and some drunk asshole can then point out the hypocrisy on a sports blog mostly about dongs and youtube vidoes.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
180 years from now the crowd and players at Soused Bergin University will all wear religious symbols and some drunk asshole can then point out the hypocrisy on a sports blog mostly about dongs and youtube vidoes.
/golf clap
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:59 PM
soused – which symbols will your university wear?
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
soused – which symbols will your university wear?
A cunt.
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:01 PM
soused – which symbols will your university wear?
hi-hats
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
All green, logo is all the gods holding hands in front of a pyre of women and microscopes.
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Soused hates serfs.
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Soused -
You may have some branding issues… http://www.berginu.edu/
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Damn, I hate those Mormons. Or I guess I hate them cause I always get screwed whether I’m betting for them/against them. it’s a catch-22
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Oh my
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I just don’t get the fascination for uniforms.
I’ll let Paul Lukas handle this.
/no, not the actor
October 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Drinking 40 Creek Whiskey and Conductors Ale, I like.