Redskins Fans Brawled in the Parking Lot After Cincinnati Beat Washington [Video]

All, Fans, Fighting, NFL, Video Stephen Douglas September 24th. 2012, 1:22pm

Redskins fans fighting Redskins fans? Why not? It was a frustrating day. The Skins lost a close one and their offensive coordinator chased referees while questioning their lack of testicles. In the parking lot outside FedExField, fans turned on each other, throwing hay-makers and body slamming people on cars, setting off alarms. If you’re really impatient, the action starts about 30-seconds in.

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92 Responses to “Redskins Fans Brawled in the Parking Lot After Cincinnati Beat Washington [Video]”

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ms621 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Hey white chocolate, turn your phone sideways when recording.
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rodmansrage Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
god bless the 47%, god bless their little hearts.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Pretty sure I spotted Chris Cooley.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
I blame the cargo shorts.
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Man, the amount I’d give for a fist to obliterate the flat bill wearing douchebag holding the camera when he turns it around and says “What the fuck”.
/team curved bill
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sousedbergin Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Take their scalps!
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Tomahawks would make it a better Redskins brawl.
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johndewar Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Pretty sure I spotted Chris Cooley.
I understand he’s got time on his hands these days.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Shocking that people would rather stay at home and watch all the games than pay hundreds of dollars to put up with crap like this.
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s1rweeze Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Cooley jersey guy really made a difference tip-toeing over there to hug the black guy.
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Nada Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
See, this is what both R-Money and Obummer have been plotting — to turn the proletariat against itself.
Fans of the Bengals and Redskins, unite and turn your wrath on its proper targets — Mike Brown and Daniel Snyder!
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Nada Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Pretty sure I spotted Chris Cooley.
I understand he’s got time on his hands these day
Usually he has his dong in his hands.
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s1rweeze Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
0:50 really needs Jim Ross. “ANGLE SLAM ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR, BY GAWD ITS CARNAGE”
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
these are like the origination chapter in world war z
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ms621 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
0:50 really needs Jim Ross. “ANGLE SLAM ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR, BY GAWD ITS CARNAGE”
I love how a few people sound impressed with the move.
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ohheelyeah Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Man, I was hoping we’d see some senseless videos on this site today!
/says no one
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Has anyone here ever got into one of these “come at me bro” fights? I’m talking about fights where it’s just two people talking nonsense and each other and then coming to blows. These people are insecure, right? The only feasible reason I’d ever consider getting into a fight would be to protect someone I care about/self defense. Then again, perhaps I’m a pussy.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
I’m always just in “keep walking” mode whenever drunk people are talking shit at me I guess.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
is that one guy wearing a Deion Sanders jersey?
Pretty sure I spotted Chris Cooley.
was he the one dragging the black guy away? that didn’t looks strange at all…
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
since we’re on fighting…anyone see the chavez junior fight with so and so martinez?
had my heart thumping as chavez looked awful all fight and needed a ko in the 12th, and almost got it. great last round
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ButtersBC Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Man, I was hoping we’d see some senseless videos on this site today!
/says no one
You complain a lot about the content of something you choose to read free of charge
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Then again, perhaps I’m a pussy.
that’s what i heard from Kyle Shannahan anyway.
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Grizz Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I’m always just in “keep walking” mode whenever drunk people are talking shit at me I guess.
No sense in yelling back. Though I will rubberneck if I am an uninvolved 3rd party.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
dwaynebowe, you got it right. no reason but defense to fight
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
these are like the origination chapter in world war z
the ensuing field riots when the replacement refs call a FG that split the uprights “no good” w/o review to end a game will be like the Battle of Yonkers.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
haha. after our obsession with zombies cools, the next big thing will be Meathead Invasions
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starkweather Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
The #21 guy is in a Sean Taylor jersey. I had to check to make sure it wasn’t Deion
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
The closest I’ve ever come to getting into one of these fights was when some douche spilled a full drink on this girl I was with. Pushed the guy away. He got in that “I’m going to stand centimeters from your neck (he was short) and puff out my chest” stance. I stared at him for about 5 seconds. He then threatened to “end me.” I said “okay. probably not worth it though.” He was then whisked out of the bar by a bouncer.
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starkweather Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
god bless the 47%, god bless their little hearts.
With the associated costs of going to FedEx Field in Raljon, MD, these might just be really stupid job creators who are exremely frustrated with the heavy tax burdens they carry that allow us, the welfare class, to suckle off their largesse.
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ms621 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
I can sometimes get a little mouthy when I’m drunk and after a sporting event there’s usually a good amount of people willing to take even the slightest utterance as some sort of challenge to their manhood. Example, I was at a wing place after an SMU game last year. There was a line for the bathroom which has one urinal and one toilet. Every one who has ever been there has treated the bathroom as a “one at a time” deal. As the person in front of me vacates the bathroom and I walk in to release 4 hours worth of beer and bourbon, the guy behind me walks in too…I muttered something like “help yourself…” and he instantly called me a pussy and threatened to kick my ass “right here, right now”…how he would have done that while he was standing at the urinal I’m not really sure. I just laughed at him and he did his business and went on his way. But the instant recourse to violence, or the threat of violence, while clearly violating bathroom etiquette was the most amusing part of it.
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njensen79 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
I’ll take southern maryland ibred after a football game for 100 Alex.
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Grizz Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
There was a line for the bathroom which has one urinal and one toilet.
A tricky bathroom scenario. If there is nothing separating the two you gotta go in 1 at a time.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
The closest I’ve ever come to getting into one of these fights was when some douche spilled a full drink on this girl I was with. Pushed the guy away. He got in that “I’m going to stand centimeters from your neck (he was short) and puff out my chest” stance. I stared at him for about 5 seconds. He then threatened to “end me.” I said “okay. probably not worth it though.” He was then whisked out of the bar by a bouncer.
a good strategy is to tell then to ‘go ahead’ or
‘make the first move’. No. 1, the blame for starting the fight is on them; No. 2 it’s easier to react than act; No. 3, they have no element of surprise; No. 4, it calls their bluff
/used to think about this a lot
//used the strategy a few times
///they never made their move
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ms621 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
A tricky bathroom scenario. If there is nothing separating the two you gotta go in 1 at a time.
There is nothing separating them except about two feet of space. I had always thought that one at a time as the generally accepted practice in a layout like that. The other gentleman clearly disagreed.
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ohheelyeah Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
You complain a lot about the content of something you choose to read free of charge
I do more disagreeing with the opinions of said content than I do with debating what content should be provided. Sorry; count me down as the guy who fails to see the benefit in giving these people the face time they don’t deserve.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
I muttered something like “help yourself…” and he instantly called me a pussy and threatened to kick my ass “right here, right now”…how he would have done that while he was standing at the urinal I’m not really sure.
should have asked if he wanted to “cross the streams”
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
A tricky bathroom scenario. If there is nothing separating the two you gotta go in 1 at a time.
Only between the hours of 8AM – 8PM. If it’s after 8 and you have to take a shit at a crowded bar with only one bathroom, you’re SOL.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
suckle off their largesse.
Literotica, here comes starkington
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
A tricky bathroom scenario. If there is nothing separating the two you gotta go in 1 at a time.
Nah, if both are going #1, you go 2. After all, what guy hasn’t pissed in a trough with 15 other dudes?
Problem comes if there’s only 1 sink.
/Team washes hands and opens doors with papaer towel
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sousedbergin Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
I can sometimes get a little mouthy when I’m drunk and after a sporting event there’s usually a good amount of people willing to take even the slightest utterance as some sort of challenge to their manhood.
My trick is looking/being insane.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
/Team washes hands and opens doors with papaer towel
I can’t imagine there are a lot of people on the other team.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
i take dumps in three places: home, office restroom (when i worked at an office), or gym. oh, the woods a few times on a 12-day hiking trip
no bars, restaurants, etc., and NO port a potties, ever
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José Pippen Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
I was in DC for the 1st time last weekend, and rocked my Sean Taylor jersey. I recieved much praise for that decision. I also saw more homeless people than I had in my previous 23 years combined. But that might only be due there being an abundance of abandoned buildings in Detroit.
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ButtersBC Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
After all, what guy hasn’t pissed in a trough with 15 other dudes?
Before beefing up the farm system the first thing Theo Epstein should have tackled was modernizing the Wrigley bathrooms
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ms621 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
no bars, restaurants, etc., and NO port a potties, ever
I generally follow this practice as well. One place, however, that can be a fairly pleasant place to shit is the airport, depending on the quality of course. Dublin, I can report, has a very nice airport and very clean bathrooms.
/first thing I did after I cleared Irish customs
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s1rweeze Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I’ve never been in a drunken sports related fight, just the opposite actually. I remember realizing in mid sentence I’d been happily rambling to some guy about Joe Nathan for about 20 minutes. Maybe I should get into more fights.
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s1rweeze Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
After all, what guy hasn’t pissed in a trough with 15 other dudes?
Metrodome! Fuck yeah!
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
oops, sorry soused, i forgot to add
/con carino, por supuesto
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I can’t imagine there are a lot of people on the other team.
my company actually installed purell dispensers in the bathrooms for these people. and they still don’t use them. that and walking up to a urinal that looks like someone is shedding pubic hair are the two most disgusting things in a public bathroom.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
My favorite bar in Pittsburgh’s bathroom consists of two urinals and a toilet in a six foot by three foot room. No dividers or doors around anything. One time in a year have I seen a guy taking a shit in there, which is bold because the toilet is the first in line so guys have to slide past you to piss. It’s mainly just used for vomiting.
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José Pippen Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
i take dumps in three places
Well that’s 2 too many. Only at home for me unless it’s an emergency.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
that and walking up to a urinal that looks like someone is shedding pubic hair are the two most disgusting things in a public bathroom.
probably still cleaner than a NYC sidewalk.
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Grizz Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
After all, what guy hasn’t pissed in a trough with 15 other dudes?
Someone once told me that they once peed in a double sided though facing the other side of pee-ers. Seems too weird to be true.
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ms621 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Where’s sportsgal to call us all disgusting?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Well that’s 2 too many. Only at home for me unless it’s an emergency.
Y’all are pussies. I’ll shit in a trash bag if need be.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
After all, what guy hasn’t pissed in a trough with 15 other dudes?
and teabagged them when they passed out?
many men die, few truly live
/replaces stubbornly uncorrupted, etc. as site motto
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
probably still cleaner than a NYC sidewalk.
i don’t know about that, at least you can step around the puddle of piss and pubic hair on the sidewalk, no such luck at a urinal.
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Grizz Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
like someone is shedding pubic hair are the two most disgusting things in a public bathroom.
I have a high tolerance for generally gross stuff — but this is beyond terrible. Do you really pull your johnson out with that much vigor that hair is falling out? Slow down there cowboy.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Where’s sportsgal to call us all disgusting?
Making out with random dudes in bank vestibules. You know, something that’s inherently cleanly.
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johndewar Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
i take dumps in three places: home, office restroom (when i worked at an office), or gym. oh, the woods a few times on a 12-day hiking trip
Who doesn’t love taking a shit at the office, on company time?
/amirite?
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ms621 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
And how does someone miss the urinal short? This is not a rocket launch. Yet every single day there is at least one small to medium sized puddle in front of one of the urinals in the bathroom down the hall from me.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
oops, sorry soused, i forgot to add
/con carino, por supuesto
I am confused and covered in bruises.
/Sitting at desk examining bruises
//boss gives me the ‘there is something seriously wrong with this guy’ look
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GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
My trick is looking/being insane.
I thought it was looking homeless?
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
And how does someone miss the urinal short?
I think you answered your own question:
there is at least one small to medium sized
some people ain’t showers. they’re growers.
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ms621 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Who doesn’t love taking a shit at the office, on company time?
Ever since this building upgraded their toilet paper I’m much more open to it than I used to be.
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s1rweeze Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I’d like to thank Will Leitch for summing up exactly my (and most other people’s) problem with the RedZone Channel:
4. Every play is important, and none are. This is an inherent issue in all highlight packages, let alone those that are happening live: When everything is exciting — as every second of the RedZone Channel is, by design — then nothing is. It’s just touchdown after touchdown after turnover after touchdown after turnover, all day. When I watch a regular football game, a touchdown is noteworthy, a reason either to celebrate or to throw something at the television. On the RedZone Channel, a touchdown is just something that happens a few seconds before another touchdown. It drains football of all context; it turns the sport into incessant, almost droning sensation. This is still sorta fun — not all touchdowns are created equal, after all, and besides, it makes it a lot easier to track fantasy matchups — but I still couldn’t help but think that this should be a supplement to your regular football watching rather than a replacement. This channel tells you almost nothing about football itself; it’s like an NBA channel with nothing but dunks.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I shit off the back of a boat this summer.
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Grizz Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
I was at a wedding on Saturday and one of the guys I was talking to was a PSU fan. We were going back and forth and I said that as an OSU alum, I was treated really well by the PSU locals whenever I went to 2 game in State College. He told me about a time where a Michigan fan was giving him and his buddies are really hard time from a neighbor tailgate and the dude went into the port-a-potty and they tipped it over. That is the ultimate disrespect.
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José Pippen Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Well that’s 2 too many. Only at home for me unless it’s an emergency.
Y’all are pussies. I’ll shit in a trash bag if need be.
I have very stringent shitting rules, but I’ll fully cop to being a pussy though.
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TheFlyingElbow Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
There are a lot of ideas on what to do when pressed to fight. Typically nothing’s going to happen but I will say that if you look in someone’s eyes and you really think they’re going to swing on you then either get out of there or throw the first punch. Element of surprise or not, it’s usually not good to be the first one hit.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
My trick is looking/being insane.
I thought it was looking homeless?
There is a great deal of overlap.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
I’d like to thank Will Leitch for summing up exactly my (and most other people’s) problem with the RedZone Channel:
I agree…RedZone gets the 40″ treatment.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
This is adorable.
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s1rweeze Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I shit off the back of a boat this summer.
If this were a normal internet forum, I’d make this quote my signature
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
oops, sorry soused, i forgot to add
/con carino, por supuesto
I am confused and covered in bruises.
/Sitting at desk examining bruises
//boss gives me the ‘there is something seriously wrong with this guy’ look
i responded to you ‘looking insane’ comment with a comment that included the socia*** word, and it was harsh. then the original comment didn;t post because of that word
fucking fascists
the comment said
I imagine you holding a drink and screaming CUNT! then ranting on nihilism, communism, realism, surrealism and serfs.
i’d lay you out as a public service
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Career High Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:04 PM

i take dumps in three places: home, office restroom (when i worked at an office), or gym. oh, the woods a few times on a 12-day hiking trip
no bars, restaurants, etc., and NO port a potties, ever
When I had a paper route when I was 10 without fail at the farthest point away from my house I would always have to take a dump. I started carrying toilet paper with me and dumping behind a tree in someones yard. I didn’t think about it until I was much older what that homeowner must of thought when they found all that crap and TP located in their yard.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
There are a lot of ideas on what to do when pressed to fight. Typically nothing’s going to happen but I will say that if you look in someone’s eyes and you really think they’re going to swing on you then either get out of there or throw the first punch. Element of surprise or not, it’s usually not good to be the first one hit.
well, the key is that since you;re expecting it, you have a good chance at not being hit with avoidance manuevers, like ducking, bobbing, weaving, floating like a butterfly, etc.
last time i struck in anger was like 1993. drunk guy targeted me from across a beer garden. i had a feeling long before he approached that something would happen. he slurred some shit to me and my friend, and i started having verbal fun with him. he pushed me, i knocked him down with a punch (he was unbalanced anyway) and as i went for at least one follow up punch i was held back and we left. we came back and the manager said we were ok, he knew that guy was an issue, etc.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
i’d lay you out as a public service
Come at me bro.
/you lose your confidence when you realize I’m barefoot in the street
I imagine you holding a drink and screaming CUNT! then ranting on nihilism, communism, realism, surrealism and serfs.
Are you……can you see me right now?
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
People that have very strict rules about where they shit (place the back of their thighs) and yet have no problem going out to a bar and picking up random women to have sex with perplex me. I know a few of them. Tried to reason with them. Alas.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
I’ll fully cop to being a pussy though.
you are what you eat, si?
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Someone once told me that they once peed in a double sided though facing the other side of pee-ers. Seems too weird to be true.
I recall round ones back in elementary school. 8-10 kids with pants on the floor peeing in a toilet-in-the-round.
/No Sandusky
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Flaws in people’s logic like “I care about where I put my thighs, but not my penis” are what keep me up at night.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Speaking of poo… Time for the rest of the Thomas Jefferson article from the Roundup.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Seems too weird to be true
Wrigley has this, no?
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Was the first part good?
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sousedbergin Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
i’d lay you out as a public service
You’re not going to kick like some sneaky fucking Russian are you?
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José Pippen Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
People that have very strict rules about where they shit (place the back of their thighs) and yet have no problem going out to a bar and picking up random women to have sex with perplex me. I know a few of them. Tried to reason with them. Alas.
Eh, I just don’t go down the Hershey Highway, and I use condoms. I’m not Monk, it’s not a crazy obsessive thing for me. I practice good hygeine but really I just hate shit.
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GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
beer garden
/not sure what a beer garden is
//googles beer garden
///none of these in the South
////we drink beer over a burn barrel
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PeerLessPrices Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Time for the rest of the Thomas Jefferson article from the Roundup.
Most of the good stuff in first few pages. Good story about a runaway TJ kept trusting though. Love stories like that
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
i’d lay you out as a public service
Come at me bro.
/you lose your confidence when you realize I’m barefoot in the street
//regain it when i see webbed toes
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
I shit off the back of a boat this summer.
wow, no one yet said:
I pooped a hammer
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JDiddy3000 Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
no bars, restaurants, etc., and NO port a potties, ever
Had to shit during a half marathon, only option was port-o-potty, had to pull the trigger, still uncertain if I have AIDS from that experience.