This is the Man Who Shoved a Teenager Off a Lawnmower, Tebowed and Drove Away
The man to the right is David McCosby. A few weeks ago he was in the news for what could be the most dastardly crime in the history of crime. From The Smoking Gun:
The assault came after the teenager–who was cutting grass in front of his family’s home–drove a riding mower “on the road, apparently into the path of” McCosby’s oncoming vehicle, cops reported. After exiting his car, McCosby approached the boy and “knocked the juvenile off the lawn mower and assaulted him in the front yard of the residence,” investigators alleged.
In announcing McCosby’s arrest, cops noted that, “After the assault, and prior to fleeing the scene, McCosby got onto his knee in what appeared to be a prayer. Witnesses described it as a ‘Tebow’.”
Why a Pennsylvania man would Tebow is beyond me, but it happened and now he’s facing a misdemeanor simple assault charge.
[The Smoking Gun, Deadspin]

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September 13th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
He was great in office space.
Hero. That kid looks like a hillbilly anyways.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
the mental images of this is absolutely phenomenal.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
*are
/whatever
September 13th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
That’s nothing. Frank Clark just pleaded guilty to a felony. He played last week and will play this week.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
crack really is wack.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
agreed that Urban Meyer wouldn’t have suspended Clark for one game.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
would you expect him to? both him and OSU are quite transparent in terms of not giving a shit about thuggery. a nice lil benefit of not having to cutivate an image.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
He suspended Storm Klein for 2 games!
/Storm Klein sucks
September 13th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
David Cross really let himself go.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Incredible. Looks like a substitute teacher
September 13th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
How convenient it is of you to overlook his suspension for the Alabama game along with the starting running back.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
conspiratorialcounterpoint: hoke suspended fitz and clark for a built in excuse for why he didn’t win a game he knew those two would have virtually no impact on.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Pretty sure someone should take a gander in David McCosby’s basement before he disappears to another all girls school neighborhood.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Derp face.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
He does resemble Dennis Rader….
September 13th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
hope he still has some of his jump to conclusions mat money for his attorney’s fees.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
This is the reason Pittsburgh gets a bad rap. People like this clown. WPXI is the Pittsburgh NBC affiliate.
Does his shirt say “Two Pump Chump” ?
September 13th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Last time I saw this dude, he was the Incredible Blob and killed a guy in the ring.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Point of clarification: this happened in a Mercer County township way north of here that’s right on the Ohio border. This guy belongs to Ohio, not us.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Yes, he looks like a dilapidated David Cross, but can we really be sure it’s not Dave Foley finally hitting rock bottom?
September 13th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Wow.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
He was supposed to pinch him!!!!
September 13th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Here.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
The man to the right is David McCosby.
Still can’t believe Melissa Etheridge wanted this guy’s sperm.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
That kid must of taken his stapler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
September 13th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
“Drove off in a older maroon Chrysler”
You don’t put a classic like this at risk by pulling your riding lawnmower into the middle of the street.
That could have been tens of dollars in damage.
September 13th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
there has been a few police alerts lately in our area, men trying to get kids in their car. so we had a family meeting last night with our kids, making sure they know what to do. we used family friend and neighbors as examples of ‘anyone could do this’ not just strangers
i hope there’s a packers/bears post. i know it’s a flyover game, but it’s still NFL
September 13th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Well, according to the caption his name is David McCosby Tebow. Maybe he was simply spreading the gospel of his famous cousin?
September 13th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Is there some sort of Rex Bat Signal?
Here to here.
September 14th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Thanks to all your scrutiny, Dave McCosby has killed himself. RIP Dave.