Chicago Bears 2012 NFL Preview: The Odds On Favorite to Frustrate Chicago

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The Bears have a lot to build on following the 2011 season. Despite the fact that they dropped 5 of their last 6 games last season to finish 8-8 and miss the playoffs, they were actually a good team with Jay Cutler at quarterback. Before Cutler went down, the Bears were 7-3 with those three losses coming against playoff teams (Green Bay, New Orleans and Detroit). Expectations should be there this season.
This is horrible news for Chicago Bears fans. Year after year, things just don’t work out for Chicago. Even when things do work out (Bears make it all the way to the Super Bowl and Devin Hester returns the opening kickoff back for a touchdown), they don’t. (Turned out Rex Grossman was their quarterback the entire time.) Last year they were chugging along, heading towards the playoffs when Jay Cutler broke his thumb. Two weeks later, Matt Forte injured his knee.
Jay Cutler has unfairly received a bad reputation over the last couple seasons. Since becoming a starting quarterback in Denver late in his rookie season, he’s been very durable. Unfortunately, his attitude and the decision to sit out the second half of the 2010 NFC Championship game seems to have earned Cutler the “injury-prone” label. If he avoids any unfortunate injuries this season, the Bears should be OK. They signed Matt Forte to a 4-year deal, ensuring 1-2 years of Matt Forte being happy with his contract. The Bears also bolstered their backfield by adding Michael Bush so the running game should be solid.
The real story of the Bears’ offseason was that Jay Cutler appears to have actual, honest-to-Ditka weapons this year. In addition to glorified return man Devin Hester, the Bears traded for Brandon Marshall who had two 100-catch, 1,200-yard seasons with Cutler in Denver. Marshall is coming off two 80-catch, 1000-yard seasons with the Miami Dolphins. The Bears also drafted Alshon Jeffery who may have slipped all the way down to the 45th pick in the draft because of rumors he was fat. Could the new receivers actually catch balls so Cutler isn’t left sulking in the backfield?
Jeffery could turn into one of the steals of the draft. With Marshall and Jeffery in Chicago, Matt Forte might not have to be the team’s leading receiver. If only the pass-happy Mike Martz had Jeffery and Marshall instead of Roy Williams and Dane Sanzenbacher. Now the pressure falls on the shoulders of Mike Tice to run a system that gets all these guys involved.
As with most teams, the fate of this team probably rests on the defense. The Bears defense continues to age – Lance Briggs is 31, Brian Urlacher is 34 and Julius Peppers is 32 – after a 2011 season that saw the team squarely in the middle of the pack in yards and points surrendered. Defensive tackle Henry Melton is coming off a solid season and looking for a new contract. If the offense is as good as its parts, the defense simply being average could be enough.
I feel like I’m forgetting something… Oh yeah…
The defense, the new weapons and Tice’s play calling won’t mean shit if the Bears can’t get better blocking out of their patch-work offensive line. 2011 1st round pick Gabe Carimi is back at right tackle after missing most of his rookie season with a knee injury, but they’re still employing J’Marcus Webb at left tackle. Webb was recently described to me by one fan as a “fat blob” of, well, you get the picture. Left tackle may not be the most important position on an offensive line, but it is definitely in the top 5. My point is, the O-line better not suck or it won’t matter how well anyone else plays. Games are won in the trenches and whatnot.
Celebrity Baby
Despite early reports that this was actually an alcoholic beverage available at Orioles games, Camden Jack Cutler is actually the first son of celebrity couple Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari.
Primetime Games (a.k.a. An opportunity for national ridicule)
Thursday, September 13 @ Green Bay
Monday, October 1 @ Dallas
Monday, October 22 vs Detroit
Sunday, November 11 vs Houston
Monday, November 19 @ San Francisco
BYE WEEK
WEEK 6
Super Bowl Odds
Opened: 25/1
Currently: 15/1 per Bovada
See? What did I tell you about expectations? This definitely ends with Cutler missing 8 weeks with turf toe.
Prediction: The season hasn’t even started and the Bears already have a win on the road over the Super Bowl champions. If the seasons ended today and the standings were decided alphabetically, the Chicago Bears would win the NFC North and would host a Wild Card game. Not bad!
Assuming everyone stays healthy and meshes (unlikely) I count 8 games the Bears should win (home for Indy, home for St. Louis, at Jacksonville, at Tennessee, home for Minnesota, home for Seattle, at Minnesota, at Arizona). Then there are three games they could win (at Dallas, home for Carolina, home for Houston) and five games they should need to play well to win (home and away versus Green Bay and Detroit, at San Francisco). I like the Bears to finish 11-5, but I could see anywhere from 7-9 to 12-4. Just imagine what would be most frustrating to Chicago fans. Yup, that’s probably what will happen.
I will leave you with this. A montage of failure, perseverance and then success using the Inches Speech from Any Given Sunday. How do the Bears get revenge? Apparently, by showing highlights of previous, more successful seasons.

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August 29th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Excellent second caption, CRM
August 29th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
It’s not a rumor if it’s true. Alshon is a McFatfuck.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Very nervous about the Bears. Everything reason to believe that the offense will be better, but if defense regresses it might no matter.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Legend.
I’m hoping their defense sucks. Because the Bears look really good on paper and I feel like the Lions are gonna be a huge disappointment this year. Also am praying that the O-Line gets Cutler killed and Mike Tice fucks the offense up. Bear fans shall all rue the day Mike Martz was ran out of town!
August 29th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Excited for the offense. More weapons could mean quicker releases for j-cut (lets make that stick) to compensate for o-line
Defense is a problem as is run blocking. 11-5 nfc title game
August 29th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
A few weeks back, the Bears offered some really good value as the NFC Champion. Not sure where that line is now.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Mike Martz even have a job in the NFL right now or did everyone finally get wise and realize his shit only works if your lineup is littered with potential Hall of Famers?
August 29th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Having watched a lot of preseason, but running game hasn’t been anything impressive.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
How is Johnny Knox? I see they put him on the PUP…but is there any chance he plays this year? Ever again?
August 29th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Knox should find a new line of, being bent in half in the wrong direction isn’t something one should strive to come back from…perhaps him and Austin Collie can start a B&B or something else that will keep both far away from football fields and certain death
August 29th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Also, I would like to start a petition for Joe Philbin to be fired.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
*Haven’t
August 29th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
I liked him getting a little fiery last night, the stink of that franchise is already starting to break him…still think he’ll have his shit together better than any coach they’ve had since Jimmy Johnson
August 29th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Bears will be good, I’m buying a best of career season for Cutler. Just don’t think they’re better than the Pack.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
I’ll sign that, I LOVE your attitude and tenacity!
/Jon Gruden
August 29th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
The Bears need an offensive-minded head coach in the worst way, since Ditka it’s just been one after another with the “We win with running and defense” thinking…hope for their sake they realize they don’t need to settle for that bunk anymore and adjust accordingly
August 29th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
speaking of chi-town, the Orioles butt-fucked the methsox last night. the central continues to flex is’t lindsey lohan muscles.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
The Central is a hot mess. Verlander got rocked and the Tigers lost to the Royals again in a comical fashion. Local radio is a barrel of laughs right now.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
He just wastes so much time, and it’s always uncomfortable. Pull Daniel Thomas aside on the field and say “Don’t be fucking late again”. It takes 10 seconds. I can’t imagine the crap HBO isn’t airing.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
That’s how Nick Saban did things, worked out well for him down there
August 29th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
4. Fucking cheaters. There’s a whole book out now about just how greatly the Patriots benefited from stealing defensive signals during games. The spying was so extensive, according to one of author Bryan O’Leary’s sources, that Tom Brady might’ve known the defensive calls ahead of time on over 70 percent of his snaps. That’s fucking CHEATING. No wonder the Patriots haven’t won a Super Bowl since 2004. No wonder supposed offensive genuises like Charlie Weis and Josh McDaniels turned to sandy diarrhea after striking out on their own. It’s all so obvious in retrospect. You cheated, and now you suck because you can’t cheat. TEAR DOWN THE BELICHICK STATUE.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Is is that bad already? I got to give him a pass at least for the year and see how the team improves over the course of 16 games. if they go 2-14, 5-11, etc but they show that they are competitive and Tannehill is proving to be an NFL QB, you got to say the team is moving the right direction.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
As a Dolphin fan I wish we sucked that bad.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Oh, I have no idea how he is as a coach (I wouldn’t want to play for the guy, but that doesn’t matter)…I just want to be entertained.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
O’s are the best story in baseball. 14 games over .500 and the WC leaders despite a -37 run differential. Aside from the closer nobody on the team is even having an all-star caliber season. Buck’s gotta be mgr. of the year right?
August 29th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
The Fins are a 2 or 3 win team.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
“As a Dolphin fan I wish we sucked that bad.”
Pretty sure that was directed at Josh McDaniel and Weiss personally.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Guess 95% of the league also sucks for not winning the super bowl in a 8 year span.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
At least Tannehill has a good LT. He’ll need one since he’ll be waiting 8-10 seconds every play for his horrible WRs to get open.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
This is the crux of it, doubt Tony Dungy would have made for a good Hard Knocks coach either…I liked the one bit where he spoke with Dansby, Bush and Long about setting up that weekly meeting to talk with them about the state of the team, betting players respond to that better than some of the other more TV-worthy coaching tactics
August 29th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Aside from the closer nobody on the team is even having an all-star caliber season.
Wieters numbers are worthy, and Jones probably is too.
Buck’s gotta be mgr. of the year right?
i don’t see how he doesn’t win it. this team already has 8 more wins than i (and many others) had predicted at the start of the season.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Week 15 AFC Championship preview Jaguars at Dolphins. Game kicks off at 1 but probably gets flexed to prime time.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Hey Ace, got any more of that gum?
Also I laughed more times in the captions for this post than in the entire Magary preview series on Deadspin.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
So i never saw this posted, but is there a TBL fantasy football league this year? If not, anyone wanna do a yahoo league?
August 29th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
That was the players’ idea because he was losing the team already.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Dunno if I’d say “losing the team”, just that they had concerns that weren’t addressed under previous administrations…and good on him for hearing it and agreeing to do it
Don’t get the dislike for the guy, the Packer players loved him
August 29th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Disappointing discourse here. Where’s SC?
August 29th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Gone with the wind
August 29th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Depends on what #’s you use and your definition of “all-star caliber.” Wieters is 3rd in WAR among AL catchers (2nd if you dont count Mauer who’s basically part-time this year). He’s 5th out of 5 in OPS among qualifying catchers. Jones is 3rd in OPS among centerfielders, 6th in WAR. Worth noting that the O’s top WAR guy is JJ Hardy and he’s tied for 38th in the AL (and has an .277 OBP).
August 29th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
I believe he only comes here for Lisk posts nowadays.
August 29th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Cutler is being set up, more so than in the past, to have a great year with the Bears. Having Mike Tice as OC worries me, but I like what they did at wide out.
What happens to Lovie Smith if the Bears go 8 – 8 again this year?
August 29th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
When the Orioles become the Indians here where they pop up in random threads?
August 29th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
When the Orioles become the Indians here where they pop up in random threads?
/Orioles Magic
It’s crazy how everything is falling into place with the Yankee injuries piling up and the Rays inability to sustain any offensive output.
Was at the game last night. Great time for me and my 8,000 or so close friends.
August 29th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
People in Chicago seem to think that it will take a really bad year for ownership to get rid of him.
August 29th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
that didnt seem a lil too “made for tv” for you? interesting. i must be overly cynical.
August 29th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
As in if the cameras weren’t there Philbin would have told them to fuck off? I dunno, possibly…guess I’m viewing him differently since I kept hearing time and again the last couple years how much Rodgers and company respected him and how his kid dying really crushed them, guy’s not a schmuck
August 29th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Hate the Bears. Hate Cutler…but that guy got a raw deal. No friggin way could he have continued in the NFC title game with that injury. He did the right thing for his team. However, he still looks like he his always smelling a fart…so screw him.
August 29th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
An All-Pro from the neck down.
August 29th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
of course they respect him…he was an assistant, not calling the shots. it’s a totally different story when the buck stops with you.
and i don’t think he wouldve told em to fuck off, quite the opposite really…i don’t think they wouldve even showed up if the cameras werent there. reggie bush, leader? GET THE FUCK OUT.
August 29th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Jerry, it’s not a lie if you believe it.