Ryan Lochte Raced Prince Harry at a Las Vegas Pool Party
Ryan Lochte and Prince Harry obviously didn’t get a chance to hang out in London during the Olympics. With both their responsibilities finished for the summer, Team USA’s main meathead and the English monarchy’s main meathead met up in a Vegas pool at 3 a.m. for an impromptu race. Tabloids are freaking out because Harry jumped into the pool with his clothes on. Lochte was probably naked because Jeah!

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August 21st, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Kill the Monarchy!
August 21st, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Jacking it to this sexy Wikipedia article.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Careful soused, I’ve read about random body parts washing up on the river shore near Toronto. And the diamond jubilee was this year. I’m not sure that that’s a coincidence.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:20 AM
The worst collection of words I think I’ve ever read.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Edward II Monarchs of England and Ireland (England) 25 April 1284 1307–1327 21 September 1327 Supposedly murdered in Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire after a metal tube (or, in some versions, a sawn-off ram’s horn) and a red-hot poker were inserted into his anus. No contemporary account survives to this effect, which is probably a later interpolation
Sounds like a good way to go
August 21st, 2012 at 11:21 AM
The worst collection of words I think I’ve ever read.
Clearly you missed my comment yesterday which speculated that Cass Elliot probably had a not so shaven haven.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:23 AM
i lolled.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Canadian Prime Minister used to be so drunk as to vomit during parliament and the other PM who used to have seances to communicate with his dead mom and dog, these are the folk worthy of Canadian currency. Not some inbred charlatan parasites who should all perish of food poisoning from eating “a surfeit of lampreys” like Henry I.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:26 AM
soused’s link included a link to this…so thank you.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:27 AM
I think you can boil down CRM’s contributions to the internet to three things these days:
1. Hating on Grantland / Bill SImmons
2. Posting Call Me Maybe videos
3. Posting about Ryan Lochte
August 21st, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Canadian Prime Minister used to be so drunk as to vomit during parliament and the other PM who used to have seances to communicate with his dead mom and dog, these are the folk worthy of Canadian currency
Ooo, who were those fine Canadian gentlemen?
August 21st, 2012 at 11:31 AM
spencer – i forgot to ask about the party you threw last sunday. how’d it go?
/sergio victory party
August 21st, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Clearly you missed my comment yesterday
Sure did. Hard to keep up in mornings
August 21st, 2012 at 11:32 AM
we had tapas and paella. attendance was scarce.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Craig James thinks a paella is when a Mexican prostitute takes a dump on your chest.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:35 AM
sergio just looks beat down these days. even in victory he looks like he’s disappointed. he and westwood deserve a major before it’s all said and done.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Everyone was probably at the jai alai match.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:39 AM
I’ll take “two people who nobody should care about” for $1000, Alex
August 21st, 2012 at 11:40 AM
funny video. now get that f#%$g t-mobile pop up off my screen or i will never come back to TBL. When did TBL sell itself to the devil. stay pure.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:41 AM
yea, they’re both depressing as shit lately. sergio looked like “wow…i beat tim clark and bud cauley…i miss the old days” for big stretches of yesterday.
they both gotta snap outta this funk. westwood for sure…he dont have that much time left.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:44 AM
John A Macdonald and William Lyon Mackenzie.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:45 AM
the devil logged on to the internet, he was lookin for some cock to see.
he was ready to bleed when he found the big lead and later was joining grady sizemore for tea.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:45 AM
i know you and Jay V disagree, but i think the Euros take the Ryder Cup this year. i just don’t feel that confident in our boys.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:46 AM
to be fair, rory and sergio winning back to back have me a little more worried than i was 10 days ago…
August 21st, 2012 at 11:46 AM
John A Macdonald and William Lyon Mackenzie.
Those crazy Scots…
August 21st, 2012 at 11:51 AM
sergio is always going to be strong in the Ryder, Rory’s dominance in the PGA was kinda out of nowhere. i wonder if his career will be an ongoing rollercoaster of completely dominant performances followed by a month or two of mediocracy?
August 21st, 2012 at 11:52 AM
i wouldnt be surprised to see his career mirror phil’s…WAY UP, way down, somewhere in the middle, wins with c-game, loses with a-game…be rory wins a couple more majors than phil tho.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:55 AM
surprised to see his career mirror phil’s
good comparison, only Rory is more likable than FIGJAM.
im pretty stoked to see bethpage black again this weekend.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:56 AM
couldnt disagree more.
oh hell yea…side note, did you see what mike davis said? if bethpage is going after a regular tour stop, the USGA won’t bring the us open back.
August 21st, 2012 at 12:02 PM
couldnt disagree more.
you’re horrible.
did you see what mike davis said? if bethpage is going after a regular tour stop, the USGA won’t bring the us open back.
i didn’t hear that but it sounds like something Davis would say. i think we’ve been through this before, you and i. the USGA’s selection process for the open host courses is fucking dumb. there are some awesome courses out there that can’t host 70K people, tents, media, etc that will never get considered. i’m all for the rotation of traditional tracks, but if the USGA continues down that road the PGA should (continue) to take advantage and use courses the open refuses.
August 21st, 2012 at 12:12 PM
next year’s us open’s going to be a good test to see if some of these smaller venues can deal with the logistics…they’re only selling 25k tix per day.
the pga’s got a much bigger problem…valhalla three times in 18 years? whistling straights three times in 20 years? BLECH.
and phil’s a class act while rory’s a little spoiled shithead. case closed.
August 21st, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Jimmer feels so left out these days