Video: Bro Jumps Over Golf Cart, Gets Ultimate Wedgie
Bros do pointless, stupid stuff. Like jumping over a golf cart. There’s no reason to attempt to jump over a golf cart other than, “Hey bro, I bet I can jump over that golf cart.” To this bro’s credit, he cleared the golf cart, but his shorts did not. The end result is one of the greatest wedgies every caught on film.Fortunately, the wedgie cannot hurt a bro because the bro’s pride is never in his pants.
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August 1st, 2012 at 7:04 PM
That right there is pure poetry, bro.
August 1st, 2012 at 7:06 PM
Would not want to be the old dude sitting in the cart.
Otherwise, it’s the dog days of August. Boredom sets in. Who hasn’t gotten a golf cart wedgie among us?
/actually, I haven’t…yet
August 1st, 2012 at 7:23 PM
Holy shit. He was, what, an inch away from having his nuts hung?
August 1st, 2012 at 7:28 PM
KC I think ripped the fuck off is more like it…too close for me.
August 1st, 2012 at 7:52 PM
Later, we all had a good laugh at Brodie’s expense over a case of MGD 64.
August 1st, 2012 at 8:15 PM
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You know what’s funny about this? It was in the Roundup on Monday or Tuesday. It was in the middle of some 10 minute video of “the week’s greatest fails.” I wonder if TBL even made it that far in the video. But I did. And I saw this already. On this site
August 1st, 2012 at 8:21 PM
You know what’s funny about this? It was in the Roundup on Monday or Tuesday. It was in the middle of some 10 minute video of “the week’s greatest fails.” I wonder if TBL even made it that far in the video. But I did. And I saw this already. On this site
The great observer. I wouldn’t know, work computer won’t let me watch the videos. But from the rumblings I hear through the grapevine, it makes me not only not doubt it, but not be surprised about it.
August 1st, 2012 at 8:27 PM
I’m not even grumbling, I just think it’s funny. I want the link to be to that roundup instead of to Jimmy Traina
August 1st, 2012 at 8:32 PM
I was just on ESPN and my work computer actually let me load an article on the France Argentina Olympics game. For some reason it blocks all the Olympics pages. But the point of this story is to say I saw a poll on there about that badminton “scandal.” It asked if you had a problem with badminton teams purposely losing games in hope for a more favorable seed. Should’ve had “Don’t give two shits about badminton” as an option.
August 1st, 2012 at 8:36 PM
Sorry if this is duckworth’d but I wasn’t around all day. The video of that badminton match is absolutely ridiculous: http://www.businessinsider.com/badminton-teams-disqualified-olympics-video-2012-8
August 1st, 2012 at 8:40 PM
I’ll have to check it out when I get home. I’d heard it was blatantly obvious. But based off the picture of those women they should’ve been tossed for having the Ed Zackary disease.
August 1st, 2012 at 8:44 PM
It is. It is really just absurd.
August 1st, 2012 at 8:46 PM
I hate that I’m doing this but here goes. For Vez: Badmintontroversy
August 1st, 2012 at 8:52 PM
SHUT IT DOWN!
/obligatory’d
August 1st, 2012 at 8:53 PM
But in all seriousness…
What is this head-to-toe spandex shit in beach volleyball? No wonder that’s the first ever set they lost in Olympic competition. Greggggggggggggg Easterbrook would have a field day with this.
August 1st, 2012 at 8:54 PM
May and Walsh finally lose a set. Its their own fault for wearing those fucking muumuu’s. I dont care what the temp is, bikini or bust.
August 1st, 2012 at 8:56 PM
head-to-toe spandex
Club Vandersex
August 1st, 2012 at 8:56 PM
Comes with a free T-Shirt and the inability to sit for a week
August 1st, 2012 at 8:59 PM
At least he got a t-shirt.
August 1st, 2012 at 8:59 PM
They deserved to be DQ’d. There’s got to be a less obvious way to deliberately lose a match.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:00 PM
I mean, if everyone’s cheating, at least do it on the up and up. That was some next-level IDGAF shit right there.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:08 PM
My question is, and this is as much as I can ever care about this, is why can’t they just seed the players like they do for tennis. I just imagine if they did this pool play stuff in that sport, you’d have Serena and/or Venus purposely losing to avoid playing each other, the likes of Federer trying to avoid Djokovic, and so on.
/done caring
August 1st, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Why not fake an injury then heroically continue playing? Just say you pulled your solar plexus or something.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:12 PM
I’m no expert, but apparently this was the first time they didn’t do that, and there were a few people warning them this could happen. Still, though, at least mix it up a bit – hit a few long, or off to the side or something.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:12 PM
My question is, and this is as much as I can ever care about this, is why can’t they just seed the players like they do for tennis
I heard somebody on the news bring up a good point today. They were talking about how soccer’s biggest tournaments have the final games of pool played at the same time that way nobody knows the outcome, to avoid this sandbagging bullshit.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:17 PM
the score was 15-13 when this video picked up. so were they both playing like normal until this point and then both teams started trying to lose? and damn, the crowd sounded loud as hell when they booed. how many people are lining up for badminton tickets? or is it just people who will go see whatever is available because it’s the olympics?
August 1st, 2012 at 9:18 PM
This is off topic, though since the topic has been badminton I’m sure you guys won’t mind that it’s off topic, since this involved Asian women it made me think of something. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen an Asian woman that’s in the middle. They’re either drop dead gorgeous or mind bogglingly fucking ugly.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:21 PM
what should i search for? average looking asians? something tells me whatever i look for will turn up porn.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:22 PM
I’m not positive, but apparently the umpire more than once went out and told them to stop fucking around or he would dq them (don’t know if he actually had the power to do that). So they would play a few points straight up and then go back to this until he talked to them again.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:25 PM
something tells me whatever i look for will turn up porn.
Haha. Probably. I’m sure there out there. Maybe it’s just personal preference or something. But it just seems like it’s one end of the spectrum or the other, never in between. Same thing goes for a buddy of mine and these two women that are sisters that work in this building. My friend is Filipino, and he’s got two sisters. One is amazing, the other is amazingly unamazing. The two sisters that work here. One is very attractive, the other one hurts the eyes to look at.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:25 PM
i also wondered how they decide on what language to say “take your marks” in swimming? it’s been in english, but does Yu Xie or whoever know what that means? or does she watch everyone else go down and assume it’s time for the race to start?
August 1st, 2012 at 9:27 PM
I’m sure they learn enough to get by in that scenario.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:28 PM
Not going to lie, I think you’re on to something here. I’ve noticed that also.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:31 PM
I think (and I emphasize “think”) that the starting blocks have a small megaphone/speaker in them that can translate the command to the native language. I recall hearing that is the case in track; I would only assume it would be the same for swimming.
That being said, it could be as simple as “hear human voice, assume starting position, wait for beep”.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:33 PM
That being said, it could be as simple as “hear human voice, assume starting position, wait for beep”.
That’s what I would think. When you see everyone assume the position next word out of someone’s mouth means it’s time to roll.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:34 PM
perhaps we need someone who has visited or lived in an asian country to answer this.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:39 PM
Agreed. Off topic of the off topic, Rio in 2016? Shitshow of epic proportions. They’re going to need to triple the amount of condoms they hand out at Olympic Village for those games.
/team Brazilian women
August 1st, 2012 at 9:41 PM
all my research could find was a different question – “why can’t asian guys get white girls” but i can’t click on the stuff i want to until later tonight for obvious reasons. although that might get the SIL off my back.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:49 PM
watch out for the ones with a bulge
/shuttlecock’d
August 1st, 2012 at 9:52 PM
catching up on the day:
I’ve found myself not caring about the olympics.
Michelle Beadle does look much better on NBC than she did on ESPN
little dogs sure do take big craps
housing developments where every house nearly looks the same are depressing to an extent.
yadda yadda yadda derek jeter girlfriend herpes? yadda yadda yadda
August 1st, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Carl Crawford sighting!
August 1st, 2012 at 9:52 PM
SIL
What’s that? And also, what’s SEO?
August 1st, 2012 at 9:53 PM
do these athletes wait until their events are over to get busy? a lot of them seem like the types that train 12 hours per day and would avoid drinking and sex. is there alcohol available for the athletes?
August 1st, 2012 at 9:53 PM
Other than that horrid neck tattoo, he’s a good guy.
no wi-fi here but their wired internet works so I was able to use a laptop.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:53 PM
herpes
No pain no gain. J/K. Fuck that.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:54 PM
SIL – Sister in law
SEO – search engine optimization
August 1st, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Yup
Agreed
Not a little dog fan at all
Y U No like planned developments?
Where did the whole herpes thing come from with Derek Jeter? Does this mean “Cousins of Derek Jeter” is up for grabs as a username?
August 1st, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Sister in law? Think I got it.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Holy line out the door at Chic Fil A tonight. Wife and I were at the restaurant next to one tonight and our server was pronouncing chic fil a as “chic fil uh” and saying how they were giving away free sandwiches if you went in and said you are against gay marriage. High comedy listening to that idiot spew nonsense.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Too slow on my part. My bad.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:55 PM
the olympics and baseball are going on and all ESPN can talk about is fucking Antonio Cromartie opening his big mouth. Jets – all talk, no action when it comes down to crunch time
August 1st, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Track and field athletes must be fapping like crazy at this point if that’s the case.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:56 PM
SIL – sister in law…when you miss a little, you miss a lot. more later. shit kicked off the other day.
SEO – search engine optimization
August 1st, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Track and field athletes must be fapping like crazy at this point if that’s the case.
Something tells me nobody wants to fap those Chinese badminton women.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Yup. Crazy shit, these Chick-A-Fil people
August 1st, 2012 at 9:57 PM
I had to google this myself the other day Monster. I also used to think FTW meant “fuck the world” and SMH meant “so much hate”
August 1st, 2012 at 9:57 PM
I will say almost anything to get a free sandwich
August 1st, 2012 at 9:58 PM
I had to google this myself the other day Monster. I also used to think FTW meant “fuck the world” and SMH meant “so much hate”
I know SMH, not FTW. I’m a bit lagging on technology terminology.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:59 PM
I don’t care what their stance on gay marriage is as long as they keep making those delicious chicken sandwiches.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:59 PM
Pizza by the slice, FTW. For The Win
August 1st, 2012 at 10:00 PM
FTW=For The Win
I’m not up to date on a lot of internet slang myself. My younger brother told me what that one meant.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Supposedly their secret is that they soak the breasts in pickle juice before breading them and frying them. May have to try that out myself.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:01 PM
this whole CFA thing is a manufactured controversy, mostly created by people who are totally unfamiliar with the chain, its ownership, and their religious background. Anyone who has eaten there or has read about them in the past knows what the CEO believes. Do people think they are closed on Sundays for the hell of it?
i hate PC people. If you disagree with their beliefs and values, you’re a bigot but they fail to see the hypocrisy/double standard
August 1st, 2012 at 10:02 PM
wow, really?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:02 PM
That would be some shit if it was the other way around though. Here an announcer saying Kobe, shoots up a j, at the buzzer fuck the world.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Interesting. I would think that would affect the taste.
/holdthepickle@hotmail.com
//it’s a double entendre
August 1st, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Something Vez’s wife does to get him in the mood
August 1st, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Yep. I had to stifle the urge to laugh in her face when she pronounced it “chic fil uh”.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Pickle-flavored titty…hmmm….
August 1st, 2012 at 10:06 PM
I’ll have the chicken breast. Hold the chicken.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:06 PM
they call me the chick filla
August 1st, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Something Vez’s wife does to get him in the mood
Dips his pickle in her breasts, till he juices.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:07 PM
I would like that, but for some weird reason I get the feeling that some people wouldn’t be ok with it.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:07 PM
I’ll have the chicken breast. Hold the chicken.
Dinner is served.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:08 PM
10:00, and hardly any of the medal events have been shown. What, exactly, is “primetime” again?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:09 PM
Well done.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:09 PM
Hey Rollo. What’d I miss? Shit hit the fan with you and the sister in law?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:10 PM
It’s primetime you quit complaining about this “live” telecast.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:10 PM
i just can’t wait to see all the lawsuits from employees saying they were fired for being gay, whether they were or not, chick-fil-a will have a hard argument to make they don’t discriminate.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:10 PM
a great former professional athlete who became an insufferably bad television personality.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:11 PM
that’s especially funny because both all of the adults living here have already gone to bed. who was their target market that would be up watching this after 9pm?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:11 PM
a great former professional athlete who became an insufferably bad television personality.
Well played.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:12 PM
who was their target market that would be up watching this after 9pm?
See comment #75.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Well that’s kinda my point. This shit is on tape-delay, so they can show whatever, whenever they want. On a Wednesday night, most people on the East Coast are turning in by now.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:13 PM
short story, cuz i’m sure people are tired of it (or maybe not), she sorta made her move, called me in her room to help with something and had her top off and asked what bra she should wear to a job interview. i said pink and bolted out of the house. she’s avoided me until dinner today, which was awkward as hell.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:14 PM
Sad part is we all know it’s coming. Some people will do anything to get a quick buck. Our country is almost too free.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:14 PM
and bolted out of the house.
Not before copping a feel though right?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:14 PM
A.P. on fire tonight.
And Rollo, that is seriously fucked up situation. Have you told the wife? What would she/did she say?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:16 PM
vez asked me last night how tempted i was. i said 0%.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:16 PM
she have silver dollars?
some may be deserved, but i marvel at the stupidity of corporations that put himself in that position, legally.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:17 PM
vez asked me last night how tempted i was. i said 0%.
You must not like Chic-fil-a.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:18 PM
If that was me I would’ve spent the rest of the night marching around the house saying tits every time I took a step. Tits tits tits tits.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Unless it was sister in law minus the in law. That’d just be wrong on every level.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:20 PM
that i don’t recall, but i know 36C is her size. because she told me when showed off her victoria secret purchases the other day. they looked the part.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:22 PM
CFA would have no ground to stand on. They are a private organization owned by religious people but they do not fall under the banner of a “religious organization.” Religious organizations can refuse employment to people whose lifestyle does not correspond with the values of that organization.
When I saw a story of how a teacher got fired from a christian school because she was living with her boyfriend and she was suing, I shook my head. She has no ground to win a case. If you’re going to work for a christian organization, you have to know what they believe. Heck, if you work for ANY organization and don’t do the research to find out their values, mission, vision, and standards, then I have no sympathy for you when you screw up.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:22 PM
it’s a funny story when i imagine you ran out doing the Curly whupwhupwhupwhup noise.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:22 PM
All jokes aside Rollo you need to get the fuck out of there. Sounds like some Jerry Springer shit is getting ready to pop off over there.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Rollo needs the bank to approve that home loan, that’s for sure.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Heck, if you work for ANY organization and don’t do the research to find out their values, mission, vision, and standards, then I have no sympathy for you when you screw up.
My company’s motto is “Vision. Passion. Purpose.”
/Air wanking motion
August 1st, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Sadly, I do not doubt that one bit.
/call center vet
August 1st, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Probably depend on the state too though. At will employment states can terminate employment at any time for any reason or no reason at all. Would be tough to prove they were fired for being gay without some kind of proof.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:26 PM
i know! we are waiting for a mortgage loan and the underwriting is taking forever and we don’t even know the exact date of when we will hear back. otherwise we have nowhere else to go, but i started booking vacations and shit starting on Saturday.
tonight she had two free passes to some festival/fair thing where it was all-you-can-drink and eat. my wife wasn’t gonna go so she asked if i wanted to go with her. it’s insane. first time i’ve ever turned down free beer.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:26 PM
They showed us this tutorial that had Ghandi and all this shit in it. In my head I’m thinking you cannot be fucking serious.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:26 PM
36C’s are nothing to shake your head at. They might not be 34D’s, but they’ll work.
/team bewbs
August 1st, 2012 at 10:28 PM
What i mentioned is federal labor law. It’s applicable everywhere.
/former HR student
August 1st, 2012 at 10:29 PM
aside from Kat Dennings and Kate Upton, I prefer C’s over D’s
/team good looking boobs, any size.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:29 PM
I know my company has 8 founding values but I’m not sure we have a motto unless you count the slogan we use in our commercials.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:29 PM
/team bewbs
Rollo is scarred for life because of this and we’re all “Did you squeeze them?” “Man those must’ve been some nice tits!” “How big were her nip nips?”
/Poor bastard
//Sorry Rollo
August 1st, 2012 at 10:30 PM
36Cs = best size of them all
I’m here for the bewbs talk and to say that this whole CFA thing is a bunch of shit. Can’t wait for 25 years from now when we shake our heads in disgust at this.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:31 PM
hey, i’m on the other side of the aisle from you on many issues but we can agree that this is so stupid. America truly feasts on the stupid and inane while ignoring the people who really need our attention and help.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Could be. I only know that my company has been sued by several former employees for racial discrimination and all cases were thrown out in PA due to being an at will employment state and our company policy and procedures book that every employee signs each year stating that employment can be terminated without notice by either employer or employee at any time.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:32 PM
In states like NJ where you can’t fire someone for sexual preference, it could be ugly.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Haha, I put it out there. Need to make light of this somewhere, especially because I’m afraid of her drunk ass getting home in the next hour when everyone else is asleep.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:32 PM
This, of course, is the key. None of that take-off-the-bra-and-they-go-sideways-sloppy shit.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Rollo, that picture you showed last week of your wife and her sister didn’t give any notion that the SIL was a C-cup.
/couldn’t shake off those crazy eyes
August 1st, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Agreed. It’s silly the things that cause such uproar.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Well said, and we can always agree on one common thing – fuck New York teams (sans Buffalo).
August 1st, 2012 at 10:34 PM
thrown out in PA
My grandma worked for the welfare office in PA starting at 17 years old. Just retired 7 years ago. It took her almost her entire career to get to the top because she kept getting passed up for someone with less experience because they had .05% Indian blood and PA has to have a certain percentage of minorities in power positions. I get fairness and all that, but if it comes down to qualifications and time “served”, fairness goes out the fucking window.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:34 PM
NY is an at-will state. If a person had a rock solid discrimination case, they could win a suit, even in an at-will employment state.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:34 PM
How many states are not at-will employment states? I feel like all of the New England states must be, as I don’t think I’ve worked in a state that wasn’t an at-will employment state.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Yeah but how can you prove that’s why you were fired? If you can I side with the fired employee. if you can’t I side with the company.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:36 PM
i think it was a little older since i dont have much available with a link. she’s a late bloomer, only 21 or 22. in case anyone wants a date!
August 1st, 2012 at 10:37 PM
No clue, but I would assume most.
Absolutely, but how often can you come up with a rock solid case?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Wiki page on at-will employment
August 1st, 2012 at 10:38 PM
i think it was a little older since i dont have much available with a link. she’s a late bloomer, only 21 or 22. in case anyone wants a date!
Rollo is a Russian pimp. We need Spencer here to do his Russia act.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:38 PM
only 21 or 22. in case anyone wants a date!
You better be offering free shipping with that deal. That’s a long drive.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:40 PM
Many of those cases are hearsay, but you would have a solid case if there was anyone who witnessed the alleged discrimination (gender, racial, age) as well as documented accounts of the situation. It’s complicated but I’m sure people have won a case.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:40 PM
BTW, i almost got in trouble at school because i saw the Gay Games at UIC and there were 3-on-3 basketball teams that looked like they had Division I players, so the next day I commented “how can they prove they aren’t ringers, do they make them make out at registration to prove they are gay?” – of course, there was a gay student in the room, who five minutes later asked for a pass to his counselor. the rest of the kids then said “what the hell were you thinking…Dan Marino is gay” (serious name). i had to worry overnight until the next day when someone said he just thought it was funny.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:42 PM
perhaps i can ship her out for free. i feel like i am breaking some federal law right now. interstate prostitution ring, maybe?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:44 PM
That’s the hangup. It’s amazing that in this day and age, so many people are still not smart enough to document actions/events/words, etc.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:45 PM
i feel like i am breaking some federal law right now. interstate prostitution ring, maybe?
I always wondered if there was a money back guarantee on mail order brides. “Sorry, I’m going to need my money back. This one talks too much and won’t do anal.”
August 1st, 2012 at 10:45 PM
elliot spitzer, line one
August 1st, 2012 at 10:45 PM
May or may not have just looked for the Wiki page on interstate prostitution.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:45 PM
I’m sure they have, just can’t be easy. As an employer all you have to do is document any insubordination, breach of procedure, or underperformance and you’re covered 99.9% of the time in any firing I would think.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:48 PM
you’re covered 99.9% of the time in any firing I would think.
Agree with that
August 1st, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Careful, that’s probably as dangerous as going on the deep web and looking at all the illegal market places like Silk Road and the Assassination Market.
/conspiracy theory’d
August 1st, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Silk Road and the Assassination Market.
I have no idea what you’re talking about but I think I need to start doing my grocery shopping at the Assassination Market. That place sounds like it is definitely open for business.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:54 PM
i have missed out on TBLAD two nights in a row, and of course I miss Rollo’s story. damnit!
August 1st, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Google “Deep web” and you’ll find out all about it. Too much to get into on here.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Looks like we’ve got…
(sunglasses)
cleanup on isle 12!
August 1st, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Google “Deep web” and you’ll find out all about it. Too much to get into on here.
Does that come with a knock on the door at 4 in the morning?
August 1st, 2012 at 10:59 PM
Doubtful. Only accessible through anonymizing browsers, but I’m confident there are things down there that could get you in a lot of trouble if you’re not careful.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:00 PM
The Red Shoe Diaries script starts at comment #85
August 1st, 2012 at 11:00 PM
settlements for some, tasty chicken for all.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:00 PM
settlements for some, tasty chicken for all.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:03 PM
but I’m confident there are things down
/cue the Jason music
August 1st, 2012 at 11:03 PM
live blog it here… for your own protection of course, and our entertainment. we’ll vouch for you that you didn’t see her silver dollar 36c’s.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:05 PM
we’ll vouch for you that you didn’t see her silver dollar 36c’s, even though we all saw you bury your face in them
August 1st, 2012 at 11:06 PM
i’ve nearly forgotten you can’t browse this site without adblocker.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:09 PM
haven’t seen a single ad on this site for about 2 years. I remember when the running approach was to click one on the way out the door when you left TBL to help with ad dollars. Dont know how much it helped, but this place has come a long way since then.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:09 PM
will do, no sign of her yet, but she’s a lightweight going out for free beer at a country fair…the odds of her sitting next to me on an large, empty couch are quite high.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:11 PM
the odds of her sitting next to me on an large, empty couch are quite high.
Will there be…tits…involved?
August 1st, 2012 at 11:11 PM
I remember when the running approach was to click one on the way out the door when you left TBL to help with ad dollars.
Really?
August 1st, 2012 at 11:13 PM
when she makes her move, i’ll tell her i’m only interested in average asian women.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:14 PM
average asian women.
She’ll know you’re lying. That’s like chasing the magic dragon. You’re never going to find it.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:15 PM
They exist. Evidence is at my dry cleaner.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:17 PM
tell her you only like bald women with hairy armpits and no make up. if she goes along with it, you’ve got one hell of a running gag at least and you must share the photos.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Its not like TBL was hurting for viewers or anything, but the line was always kinda like “/clicks ad on the way out”. I noticed it when i first started coming around, so not sure how long it had been in place, but it was a way of acknowledging that we knew it helped him
August 1st, 2012 at 11:19 PM
but it was a way of acknowledging that we knew it helped him
Now what on Earth would make you want to do that?
August 1st, 2012 at 11:20 PM
tell her you only like bald women with hairy armpits and no make up.
My sister would like a word with you.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:20 PM
I don’t even have a sister
August 1st, 2012 at 11:26 PM
but if you did, she’d be bald with hairy armpits?
August 1st, 2012 at 11:29 PM
Evening, fellas.
Re: the Chick-Fil-A insanity – my friend’s wife “came out” on Facebook tonight as bisexual (although in a monogamous relationship with her husband?) as a response to some of the anti-gay posts she’d been seeing in her timeline. A little awkward, to say the least.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:32 PM
We are nothing if not a snarky bunch of dudes in the AM articles! We were bitching and moanin about the commercializing of TBL and the pop-ups. It was all done in good humor, much the way most of the TBL memes are done.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:38 PM
It’s a world of difference from TBLAD, Meth. Although Jason randomly popped up here two nights ago, which was a surprise.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:42 PM
Rollo has it right; it’s a whole different world. We probably nitpick more than we should, and we definitely know what gets under each others skin, but it makes for a really good community and the banter is outstanding. Not to mention the stuff you learn and hear every day. Not to wax poetic about it, but it’s a very unique community of people who haven’t had their coffee yet or have had way too much already!
August 1st, 2012 at 11:43 PM
i figured this would happen. i’ve been kinda surprised at the people who have been saying they are supporting Chick-Fil-A on Facebook, wondering if they know what they are basically saying just by clicking LIKE.
she’s married but they have an open relationship and she came out bi?
/i have zero room to cast any stones myself with my situation, eh?
August 1st, 2012 at 11:51 PM
Well, you probably have about as much room as a pair of 36C titties provides…
August 1st, 2012 at 11:58 PM
well played. and on that note, apparently she called and is unable to drive home. and since i’m the only one really awake, i get to pick her drunk ass home. could be the longest 30 minutes of my life. story tomorrow i’m sure…
/going off the rails on a crazy train
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:28 AM
Well? It’s been about 30 minutes, Rollo.
/pulls up chair
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:50 AM
/Free Rollo Free Rollo!
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Oh my. I will be coming back for the next edition. Amazing story.